towerofanimus | Horror Movie #1

Characters: Sunako and You!
Setting: Second floor dorms, cafeteria and infirmary!
Format: Action tags to start, but 'll match you!
Summary: Sunako wants to watch scary movies in the scary tower.
Warnings: General creepiness, extreme insecurity, nosebleeds and vague references to horror movies. Possibly an attack, but I'll edit if there is.

[Floor Two Dorm Area]

[Waking up in a foreign bed isn't really anything new for Sunako. Noi's kidnapped her at least a dozen times, so she's become accustomed to it. Not even the note detailing the destruction of her planet bothers her - she just gets changed out of the creepy skintight suit and into her tracksuit - if anything, she's glad her world is gone. No more creatures of light trying to convert her, no more stupid Kyohei and his stupid kisses of stupid. Just Sunako, all alone with her DVDs. A horror movie marathon sounds like a good idea, so Sunako wraps her extra large blanket around herself, forming a make-shift hood, fills a pillow case with her DVDs, portable DVD player and batteries, and begins wandering the halls in search of the cafeteria.]

[Cafeteria]

[Surprisingly, Sunako finds the cafeteria with not too much difficulty. Not so surprisingly, the only thing that awaits her is packet after packet of oatmeal.]

What the--?!

[Not willing to accept someone would have their kitchen so disgracefully understocked, Sunako climbs onto the bench, staring into cupboards filled with nothing more than oatmeal. No seasonings, not even bread. With a scowl, Sunako leans back, still perched precariously on top of the bench, and closes the cupboard door with a thump. A thump that's loud and surprising enough to trip her off the bench and land her square on her ass with a piercing yelp from Sunako and a loud smash from her pillowcase of electronics slipping to the floor as well. Ow. That's gonna leave a mark.]

[Infirmary]

[Absently grumbling about oatmeal and crappy kitchens, Sunako eventually finds herself in the infirmary. With a soft sigh, she rests in the corner, sets up her DVD player and inserts SUPER DEATH VII, squirming into a more comfortable position as the opening credits roll with the awfully faked shrieks of a blonde teenager running from a chainsaw wielding madman.]

Hah~ At least this is relaxing.

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[ This month in the Tower had been a bit more bleak than he was willing to admit, that it was. But he's in the cafeteria because it's familiar and perhaps, just this once, he will find something that is actually SUSTENANCE. The banging around leads him back into the kitchens where he sees the mysterious newcomer land on her ass. What a candid moment to partake in. Welp...]

I'm afraid there hasn't been anything worthwhile in those cupboards for weeks.

[A... a voice? But the letter implied she was alone, didn't it?! What's another person doing in her new paradise?! She quickly rolls and pushes herself up, only to make direct eye contact with the stranger and damn. He's... He's beautiful. Almost immediately, Sunako's nose begins to bleed and she scrambles back, shielding her eyes in an attempt to block out his radiance.]

So- So radiant!!

[He's NOT quite sure how to react. If you find him radiant now your ovaries would have popped out with a shock of confetti at the sight of a collarless, more robust Frenchman. He's thinner than he usually is, a bit.

No, Francis doesn't know any better but to free a handkerchief from his pocket and carefully approach the fallen girl, kneeling down on bended knee to offer the ~~token of his affection right?~~ cloth]

Are... Are you alright, petite? Do not tell me the tower has made you delirious. Here--

[Y e p.]

[But Sunako needs those ovaries for... uh... Well, she doesn't really need them, but she's keeping 'em, regardless.

Why is he coming near her, why, why, why-- He's... offering her something? Isn't he afraid of catching her ugliness? Doesn't he worry about making her eyes bleed from how stunning she thinks he is?!]

Get away from m-

[She just glances down at the handkerchief if only to avoid looking directly at Mr. Sexy Frenchman... Only to have her nose bleed all over it.]

Gah! I'm sorry! Just go away, already!

[For making gorgeous half-French babes of course. That's how Tamaki came to be, really-- not that it is definitive. No real episode of Maury saying 'You are the father!' you know...]

[He tries to force the cloth to her face stubbornly. Yes. TAKE HIS ATTEMPTS TO FIX YOU. NO COLDPLAY SONGS INCLUDED, DAMN IT]

Did they do this to you?! Tell me at once-- or is this something you are accustomed to?

You ah, fell pretty hard, non?

[He is so confused.]

[Can you really trust Maury, though?]

[GET OFF HER FACE, YOU SEXY BEAST. I mean, get that handkerchief away, you're going to smother her.]

Please stop! You're killing me!

[Just... just let her scramble into the corner to try and calm herself down. There's too much beauty in this room for her to handle, so she'll just not look. Yep. Good idea.]

Stop looking at me, creature of light! Go back to the sunshine with all the others! Leave me alone!

...it has been raining for weeks! There is no sunshine...

[YOU SO CRAZY BABY. BUT THE CRAZY ONES ARE WELL. YOU KNOW!

He's. Um. Wiping some fangirl blood from his fingers with a delicate grimace. People didn't. Didn't actually get nosebleeds like that and not die, right? Did her brain get PUNCTURED in that fall? Impossible.]

Do you act this way to everyone or am I just ah--lucky?

[WHAT. WHAT ARE THEY? TELL ME.

Also, this is a shoujo anime, so, yeah, people can survive after losing gallons of blood from their nose bleeding. About 99% of the characters have probably had their brains punctured, though. Sunako may or may not be one of them.]

...

[SHE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU, PRETTY MAN. NOPE.]

Don't make fun of me. All of this is your fault, anyway.

[brb too busy 'huhderp'ing in this corner of the ring. Not going to tell you. N o p e.]

What did I do?

I have hardly made another shed blood so freely without the use of a sword--

[Yes. Imagine him, hair tied back. In armor. Wielding a sword with capable hands. Aww yeaaah.]

[Don't make me come over there.]

You were born way too beautiful!

[Geez, bro, could you be any more to blame for your own attractiveness? Go... Get horribly mutilated, or something just so Sunako can look at you without bleeding to death. And on the note of bleeding to death, guess what's she's trying not to do that mental image. Yeah. She's frantically clutching her nose, because badass France makes her kokoro go doki doki.]

[He HAS been mutilated man. Filled up like a jelly doughnut with toxic goo. All rather lovely, really...]

[Consider him even MORE confused. No, he uh. He has an appreciation for his handsome looks but with all the hot weather and lack of food he's not at what he believes to be his personal best and from how he scoffs. Well.]

I thank you, mademoiselle, though you are mistaken. I am hardly beautiful. Look at how gaunt I am!

[Yes. Look. LOOK AT HIM.]

[Bring back the goo, dang it. Sunako's getting a headache from French attractiveness.]

So what if you're a litte thin?! You're still way too stunning!

[She makes a mental note to cook up a feast when the electricity comes on in case any more starving French people need something to eat. Oh, she also, cowers from the beauty, but, y'know, that's less important than her meal plans.]

[This whole exchange is just too weird for him. This ...excitable child. She doesn't know what she's talking about! Have some ~~sexy~~ muttering in French. He could be making a grocery list or calling you insane but it all sounds good right? Right.]

My dear, were you stuck in a closet for the entirety of your existence? Surely you jest...

[Mm, feast. Please.]

Horror Movie #1

into the dreadfully barren cafeteria

Barren?! We have oatmeal! All the oatmeal!

... ohdeargodilikeyoualready

ohgodnorunwhileyoustillcan

nevergonnagiveyouup

nevergonnaletmedown?

nevergonnadragyou'round

andhurtme? ...Wait, that one came out wrong.

onlyifyou--i mean...

.../doki doki

/your doki doki was too intense!

my doki dokis have been known to kill!

you give love a bad name.