[ lgkjhfdgkjhg ONE WAS HORRIBLY IRRITATING AND RUDE TO HIM FOR STARTERS.
Link. Link is everything that is possibly right and WRONG with humans ugh. ]
The problem with humans is that they are undignified and horrible at NOT dying; I've yet to meet one who, aside from a very irritating sky child, didn't either flee like a stray herd animal or selfishly make someone ELSE fight their battles for them.
[ Truthfully though? He's spent more time killing humans than, uh, talking to them, oops.
... PAUSE. Deep. Breaths. Turning around now, okay. He's being quite rude. Compose yourself, compose yourself... ]
But I suppose I'm getting ahead of myself. I really have NOT being having a good week, this stress is awful for me, do you understand? And then I find myself here, with THIS abomination on my neck. I admit it leads me to... rash feelings, which tend to end poorly for everyone involved.
he doesn't murder on the first date |D
Link. Link is everything that is possibly right and WRONG with humans ugh. ]
The problem with humans is that they are undignified and horrible at NOT dying; I've yet to meet one who, aside from a very irritating sky child, didn't either flee like a stray herd animal or selfishly make someone ELSE fight their battles for them.
[ Truthfully though? He's spent more time killing humans than, uh, talking to them, oops.
... PAUSE. Deep. Breaths. Turning around now, okay. He's being quite rude. Compose yourself, compose yourself... ]
But I suppose I'm getting ahead of myself. I really have NOT being having a good week, this stress is awful for me, do you understand? And then I find myself here, with THIS abomination on my neck. I admit it leads me to... rash feelings, which tend to end poorly for everyone involved.