Seemed like a good idea at the time. Right. It always seems like a good idea at the time. "Jeez, that's nasty... I didn't even see them coming, it was so dark in my room." That didn't improve the situation when the bears did find them, because both times, it took him a moment to realize that there's a little stuffed advocate of Hell standing on the other side of the room... looking right at him... "Yeah, I should be a martyr, Dave, I'm telling you. I always knew it was those damn dust bunnies, were gonna do me in one day." Wow... bad jokes... these are so much easier than actually talking about it, he wants to keep doing this.