Hey, he's learned to adjust to morbid humor. You never know, he might start swearing next or something!

I hate myself.

"Okay, fine. You can have them." His laugh was a touch awkward itself, mostly because he was actually half-serious with the rest of this discussion. "I dunno who's better off...you've got a lot of stuff, and I've got none."

A pause, and he half-frowned. "I'm actually glad you have the happy parts. I would be a lot more worried about you if you didn't."