[There are times when Gamzee wished he wasn't such an inattentive airhead. This would be one of those times, trying to think of the good things Karkat had done. He knew the little guy had done lots of things that benefited their group, but he was so spacey, he'd hardly been paying attention when he'd done them. Okay... what had he done when they'd been on LOTAM together? In the game? He'd done a lot of good, leadery things. ...Ugh, fucking Swiss cheese brain.]

Brother... you done bunches of good. Led all us bitches through the crazy motherfucking game noise, you all fuckin' did. Ran around with them fuckin' sickles in your little hands and fucked shit up proper. Whooped the motherfucking ass of that mystical motherfucker under your most nubular rule!

You always done good for us, 'cause like, you all get your worry on 'bout every other motherfucker. Ain't no one else what's would give half a shit's motherfucking tit 'bout everyone like you all were to be doin'. Put every dude before yourself, that be the most bitchin' of miracles not many brothers all be able to pull, you know?