I'm not holding my breath. The guy has more kinks than even the people on /b/ or /d/ on 4chan. He's a lost cause.

[He scoffs a bit.] Here I was hoping you'd be a blubbering mess. Man, way to ruin my hopes and dreams. I was going to go all knightly on you. Somehow bust out some rad shit and ollie the fucking outtie in a blaze. Knights get super powers or whatever when there are damsels in distress. It's like, as soon as a handkerchief falls, they suddenly have the ability to get shit done. It's a weird phenomenon that also occurs in princes too. Knights tend to be a little better at it though since they're trained to be flawless and amazing, but hey. I guess being a froofy spoiled child can also get you places. [He doesn't know where he's going with this at all.]