Man, who needs soap? Not me. Besides, if Yoyo does it, then it's for pussies. [He folds his arms, frowning almost childishly. Because obviously Yoyo is the very antithesis of what a rudie should be, right? Right. Totally. Looooo-ser.]

No, not the cops. [Except for the one sleeping in his room.] But believe it or not, there are actual monsters here -- hellhounds and zombies an' shit. You can't spray those fuckers.