Szayel let out an annoyed sigh; that 'haw' sound this fool was making was really getting on his nerves at this point. He wanted to shove poison down his throat every time he said it; the fun kind that turns one's saliva into a bubbly mess.

"Must I explain myself?" he asked, smoothing his haori. "A shinigami is quite a common thing, though there are some individuals of exceptional worth."

He's referring to himself, of course, and he makes a grandly exaggerated bow before continuing. "I am Szayel Aporro Granz, Captain of the Eighth Division of the Gotei Thirteen, and Director of the Research and Development Division.