[Well, he has permission now, so he grabs it and pulls.

And pulls again.]

…What the…? [It doesn't budge. How heavy is this thing? Unhappy, he steps back, claps his hands and squats in sumo fashion, as he is ever wont to do.] Again! [He grabs it with both hands this time and puts everything he has into lifting it.]

[Maybe it shifts in place just a tiiiiiny bit before his hands slip and he pitches over backwards.]