Ah… [His head is ringing, but that's what happens when he tries to headbutt the floor backwards.] Nothing bruised more than my pride. [He gives V/V a good-natured chuckle as he sits up, rubbing the back of his head, and looks at the weight. It doesn't look that heavy!

He gets up and tries again, more carefully this time. All his straining won't budge the thing. He crosses his arms and puzzles over it.]

How strange.