[OPEN] I don't wake up early every morning

[chronomancer]

Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora & you!
Setting: Media floor.
Format: I'll start with Action, but I'll match your preference.
Summary: Eridan is taking this whole swapped body really well. Or maybe he's too exhausted to make much a fuss about it. Either or.
Warnings: ...fabulous jadebloods in fabulous skirts?

[Eridan took the whole thing in stride. He couldn't really tell if it was aplomb or just flat out not giving a shit, though. He changed the shirt, put on his spare sunglasses and when he found his pants just wouldn't stay on his new hips, shrugged it off and kept the skirt. It was kinda comfy anyway. So after dropping a line in the network, he made his way to the media room, intent on watching movies until Kanaya saw his message and swung by to talk to him.

Well, that was the idea. Not even halfway through the first one, Eridan fell asleep. So now there's a jadeblood sprawled on a couch, in a very unladylike fashion, wearing an aquarius shirt and a pair of ridiculous sunglasses.

Might be snoring a little, too.]

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[As if she would listen to any argument about her right to rip on anyone.]

Is she secretly the She-Hulk. 'Cause I gotta say, that'd be pretty fuckin' sweet.

[chronomancer]

I don't know what's a She-Hulk, but I'm gonna assume it doesn't involve getting angry until you start tearing people's limbs off until you pass out from bloodloss or something like it.

[Welp, you always wanted to know what was capable of disturbing Eridan, and here you go!]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

It totally is. Just without the passing out part.

[Should not be grinning like that but. Hulk though.]

[chronomancer]

Jade.

[Glare.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Whaaaaat?

[Totally innocent look there. Come on Eri. Hulk.]

[chronomancer]

No.

[He points a finger at her, like one would a dog.]

Bad human, no waffles for you.

[Oh yes, man, he just went there.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Wow, just for that she is pointedly sticking her tongue out at him.]

Whatever bro, you're not the boss of me. I'll eat all the goddamn waffles I want before you ever get a chance to have any.

[chronomancer]

[He grins.]

Not if I eat them first.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Eating easily accessible frozen foods is a fucking human pasttime. You'll have to do better than some weirdo space alien diet to beat me.

[Said with 100% seriousness.]

[chronomancer]

[So he's just gonna smile at her instead. Kanaya's body doesn't have the required amount of fangs for it to work as he'd like but it still works somewhat. It's a mischievous smile that promises terrible things to be done.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[And Jade crossed her arms and stuck her tongue out in response, slightly less mischievous but about twice as much childish.]

[chronomancer]

So mature!

[Oh, he's just gonna pull her into a hug, come sit in his lap, it's totally not weird 'cause he's a girl now, right? Anyway, you're getting a snuggle, you bratty child.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Ack--!! [WELL OK SHE wasn't expecting that to happen. So she's just going to ungracefully flail while Eridanaya pulls her into the hug and try not to hit his glasses off. Or maybe she wanted to hit his glasses off who knows.]

[chronomancer]

[He snorts at that, chuckling lightly at her ungraceful flail.]

You're being ridiculous.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Yeah she was just gonna

flop here instead of actually returning the hug]

You're the one clinging like a dust bunny, to be honest.

[chronomancer]

[Eh, it's okay. We all wanted a strider-shaped plush toy once. He's living the dream, is all.]

I'm always clingy like motherfucking ivy, though. You shouldn't be surprised.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Keep this up and she'll charge you for merchandising. Until then, the flop continues.]

I knew you were part plant. [Said like the most indignant little thing ever.]

[chronomancer]

Dunno, you do the photosynthesis flop better than me.

[poking now, because he's a dick]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[She squirmed a little when he poked her, because it'd be really embarrassing for someone to find out that she was actually ticklish.

She did chuckle at the comment though.] The lack of natural sunlight is going to make me wilt and wither away into nothing.

[chronomancer]

Is that a thinveiled demand that I carry you out into the sunlight? Because I will, Strider.

[He's laughing a little.]

This body happens to be equally as sun friendly as mine.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Sorry, the only kind of sunlight that's applicable and strong enough is the intense, fiery rays of the Texan Noontime Fireglobe from the roof of a six story apartment.

[Well hey, she's kind of sitting up a bit now, so she's at least making your life a bit easier.]

[chronomancer]

Your sunlight is puny.

[A choked laugh, because yeah, they're really having this argument.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Yeah this was actually an argument they were having. Really guys.]

Or maybe your sunlight is just over compensating.

[chronomancer]

Excuse you, my sunlight is perfectly scorching.

[They have the best arguments.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Uh huh, sounds like something the tiny stars would say right before they become a really puny supernova.

Like 'holy shit wait you mean that wasn't star that was a big ol' supernova flare goddamn that star must have been tiny.'