Event - ...Well this is awkward.

[yougotthatwrong]

Who: Naegi (In Sakura's Body) and You!
Where: Room 2-15 and Everywhere
When: Morning!
What: Bodyswap Things
Format: Actionspam, but I'll follow yours!


[Room 2-15; Locked to Aoi Asahina]
[...For some reason, the bed he woke up in today felt... entirely strange; too strange in fact- ...

...Why is the bed smaller than usual?

And for some reason, there's a very strange feeling related to this awkward grogginess present in the air-

...?

Ah, why is Asahina-san cuddling him? It felt nice but-

Wait.

What.

WHAT.]

A-Asahina-san!?

[For some reason, he found his voice sounding familiar, yet distant, but now's not the time to worry about it...!!!]

[Everywhere else; Open to All.]
[...For some reason, Sakura Oogami's looking strangely worried today for some reason.

Approach?]

((OOC: Tags will come from notawrestler!))

Comments

[donutsorgtfo]

Mmnn... [Aoi stirs a bit, roused from her sleep by her bedmate's panicking. She doesn't notice the sudden change in the way Sakura addresses her - she's still like 90 percent asleep at this point - but she can at least sense that her friend is freaked out about something.]

Wha's wrong, Sakura-chan...?

[notawrestler]

'Sakura-chan?', but I'm Naegi-!

[Okay, that might've sounded strange, coming from Sakura's mouth, but it really seemed like 'she's flailing a bit-!]

[drawingdead]

[Seeing Oogami so obviously concerned is weird. Her body language is all wrong, and Celes has never quite seen that expression on her face...

She isn't concerned in the least, but she is intensely curious.]

My, are you feeling alright, Oogami-san?

[notthatlucky]

[There's one person in the tower who knows for sure that this person is definitely in the wrong body, for obvious reasons. There's a limit to exactly how affronted Naegi's face can look, and Sakura's pushing those limits as she strides up with an easy confidence that does not match the rest of her at all. She has to crane her neck to look... whoever this is in the eye, which does not help her mood one fucking bit.]

You in there... Name yourself.

[donutsorgtfo]

Huh? What're you talking about? [She raises an eyebrow, blearily staring at "Sakura".] Are you sleep-talking or something...?

[Must be some pretty weird dream...]</small.

[dudesniffer]

[ Leon is still in a panic, okay. So don't mind if this guy - or well, he looks like Naoki now - just suddenly bumps into you. ]

-- Wha--!

[evokingfool]

[They haven't talk that much, but something seems wrong with Sakura.

...Did she get her body swapped with someone else?]

Are you alright?

[notawrestler]

I-I'm not-! It's me, Naegi- !!?!?!!!?!!?!!?!!?!?!?!!?!?

[aaaand 'she' just noticed her... state of... undress...?

[notawrestler]

[...Seeing 'himself' like this is... certainly strange, isn't it...?]

Oogami-san...?

[The way 'he' spoke was certainly similar to 'her', which is kinda obvious, knowing how this... body swap worked.]

[notawrestler]

-!?

[Oh, 'she' didn't fall back, no. But rather than just shrugging it off than usual, 'Oogami' somehow just-]

H-Hitoshura-san, are you alright?

[notawrestler]

I'm... not sure I am.

[There's a sigh- Oogami definitely doesn't have that kind of body language.]

[notawrestler]

-!

[...]

I think you got the wrong person, Celes-san.

[...At the very least she's not that surprised...?]

[notthatlucky]

That is my name, yes. I would have yours.

[She doesn't know a lot of people in the tower, and even less who call her that. Naegi, Fujisaki... Eva, perhaps?]

[notawrestler]

I-It's me, Naegi!

[WELP]

[drawingdead]

[Celes raises an eyebrow.]

Are you trying to tell a joke? As I thought you'd be, you aren't very good at it.

[notthatlucky]

[WHY ARE YOU STUTTERING THIS IS VERY UNNERVING. LIKE THE SHADOW AGAIN EXCEPT WIMPIER. Okay you know what this isn't terrible it could be Leon. ]

An one-to-one exchange, then... This is not the worst fate my body could have suffered.

[evokingfool]

If I may ask...you're someone else, right?

[donutsorgtfo]

[Wow watching Sakura freaking out like this is really weird. and kind of unnerving. So she sits up, as much as she can in a bed not designed to hold the both of them... and unintentionally gives Naegi a better view of her. Uh. Sleepwear.]

What the heck are you talking about? You can't be Naegi-kun. You still look one hundred percent like Sakura-chan!

[dudesniffer]

[ .. oh god, it's oogami, it's ooga-- wait, he already met sakura in naegi's body, so this must be.. .. welp. this is weird. ]

I'm not the dude sniffer, how many times do I have to tell people?! [ and that worked up attitude is nothing like naoki either way. ]

[notawrestler]

...Did something happen to you back home?

[...Because THIS is the second time this kind of topic came up :|]

[notawrestler]

I-it's not a joke, really, Celes-san!

[.../SOB...]

[notawrestler]

Y-yeah, I am.

[sob this is too awkward for him-]

[notawrestler]

W-well, that'd be because we-

[...

A moment of silence for the bro who just realized how bad he fucked up.]

Switched bodies.

[notawrestler]

I-I'm sorry!

[And he's going to take some steps back in surprise-!]

Wait.

KUWATA-SAN!?

[ONLY ONE GUY HE KNOWS CALLS HITOSHURA-SAN DUDE SNIFFER OKAY]

[donutsorgtfo]

But that's...

[Impossible? Is it really much more impossible than the shadows of their repressed thoughts and emotions coming to life to harass them? Or said shadows transforming into horrid monsters when they're provoked? This just seems kind of tame. And the way "Sakura" is acting is a lot different and more... Naegi... like....

...

......

And that's when it clicks, and Aoi lets out a shriek, practically diving off the bed and dragging the sheet with her so she can wrap herself up with it. Geez girl it's not like you're naked...]

G-Get out! Just... get out for a minute and let me get changed!!!

[evokingfool]

...Who are you?

[Hey, at least he's not judging.]

[notthatlucky]

[What she meant was "better Naegi than Leon or some other unpleasant person who'd have gone around punching holes in the walls" but in hindsight she sees how that could have been taken differently.]

Nothing you would care to hear of.

[notawrestler]

Makoto Naegi.

[Yep.]

[notawrestler]

...I see.

[...Well... guess he's going to find this out sooner or later, but... something really seems off here...

...Yeah, this definitely warrants an investigation of his own later on...]

[notawrestler]

Y-yes ma'am!

[And he's going to just.

Get up, and try to get out of the room-

...Only he's still in Oogami-san's UNDERWEAR.

...]

...Where's... Oogami-san's clothes...?

[notthatlucky]

...While it may have come too late, I have a request to make of you.

[evokingfool]

[Blinks.]

...Naegi-san?

[Whoa, really?]

[donutsorgtfo]

In the trunk, duh!

[sdflkgh just. Making a cocoon out of the blanket so Naegi can't even see her face. Oh god she's gonna die of embarrassment...]

[dudesniffer]

[ leon is the dude sniffer expert, it's him. ]

.. Yeah, it's me! Leon, isn't it obvious?! Just because I look like the dude sniffer doesn't mean I am him..!

[drawingdead]

...I'll humor you, then. If you aren't Oogami-san, who are you?

Action

[superlvldots]

. . .

[In a totally, super-unprecedented occasion, Naegi gets to take the lead in the conversation. Kirigiri does have a motive for this, which is ascertaining who the person in front of her is.]

[notawrestler]

[That said he's going to just make a beeline for the trunk and going to get dressed in fast forward before dashing out of the room.

GOD WHAT IS HIS LIFE? A FREAKING SITCOM?]

[notawrestler]

I'm Naegi.

[Well. This sure got more awkward really quickly.]

[notawrestler]

...yes?

[...somehow he has a bad feeling about this...]

[notthatlucky]

...Please do nothing that would undermine my virtue.

[Why, IS IT TOO LATE?]

[drawingdead]

[...That would certainly explain the weird body language, but...]

I'm sorry, but you can't expect me to believe something so far-fetched without evidence, right? If you are Naegi-kun, something like proof shouldn't be too much to ask.

[If this is Sakura, Celes walks away the victor for not seeing through this weird prank. On the other hand, if it really is Naegi, then she gets to give him hell! Talk about a win-win.]