Dave is starting to slowly turn bright red. Just over so slowly. Leave it to John to make this situation as embarrassing as possible, holy shit. "Shut up, John." Oh my god, he just wants to die so much right now. "It's probably some shitty high school crush bullshit that I'll get over in like a week. No wedding bells and embarrassing slideshows of us growing up, sorry to say. You're making this such a big deal." Except Dave has been hardcore crushing on her for awhile now.