"I'm sorry for the loss of your sensibilities," She says with a roll of her eyes. Because there is no way she is accepting Saw as top-notch cinema, sorry bro.

"So what, I'm your replacement goldfish Strider? Nice to feel the love, ya prick." Seriously, was it just her, or were all the purple-folks just acting like pricks at some point in their lives?"

Though she had to admit, Jade wasn't so enthused at the prospect of uh...dying, like this. Seriously ws that really a bomb--

"I'd rather stick my foot up your ass, as long as we're talking preferences. As you can see, we're both certified dumbasses and probably not going to learn any fundamental life lessons, so how 'bout you unhook us or at least give us the option to rip out our eardrums."