Damnit why was John being so chill about this this wasn't fair--

Alright, no time to lose the rest of whatever cool she had already thrown at the window here, Jade finally hopped up from the chair, walking over next to John and squatting down to look at the bomb.

She had no idea what the fuck she was looking.

"You wouldn't happen to be an ex-member of the Bomb Squad or played an appropriately-educating video game at some point, would you?"