[He continues to be painfully unimpressed by your enthusiasm, boy, and the stare will remain heavy and unforgiving because of it. On the upside, so long as you don't have to face The Frown you won't have to worry about getting your body snapped like a bread stick.]

Then you can start by figuring out what a lance actually looks like.

[Deadpan. All the deadpan. Deadpanning into eternity.]