I might stick some ice cream in oatmeal just to see how people react.

[He shrugs.] Not a lot interests me so that's not new to me... [He looks down at the collar.] Huh... Here, just a hunch. This might turn out to be incredibly stupid and pointless.

[Dave pulls his sword, broken, out from his sylladex, which would appear like it came out of thin air, and hits himself hard in the gut with the hilt, doubling over.]

[ooc: I totally keep forgetting I need to talk to you!! I've been sick so I have been kind of sparse online, but I'll try and grab you on aim, kay? C:]