[Yeah, no, this is intensely gross for all those reasons and more. Sollux certainly never had any warm fuzzy feelings toward his ancestor, but he never quite hated him like that.]

You're the one who ithn't fit to lick hoofbeatht-thit from the bottom of my boot. You thould feel extremely fucking gratified that I'm conthidering your thugar and thpice at all, low-quality ath I'm thure it ith, honey.