03 | come the archers of hell

[scentofmakai]

Characters: Zett and you!
Setting: Floor 95, floor 67, floor 62, floor 28, floor 11
Format: Starting actionspam, will change to match!
Summary: Zett is bored, and being annoying on various floors.
Warnings: None so far.

[Floor 95]
[Fighting monsters is great and all, but sometimes you want the satisfaction of defeating someone who can curse their loss.

With brightly colored balls.

Until someone appears to be pummeled by Zett's superior speed and stamina, Zett is just bouncing on one of the trampolines, mumbling to himself.] Bounce... bounce...

[Floor 67]
I don't get it. What's the point of a room that's too hot?

[After entering one of the sauna rooms and immediately busting back out again owww, Zett is just sitting on the floor in front of the lockers, looking confused.]

[Floor 62]
[Makai is fairly dry, which is why Zett has his boots in his hands and is dipping his feet into the ocean. It's a nice change from the pool he spends a lot of his time at, and he hasn't noticed any mermaids on this floor. Waterfalls are not worth it.

If he spots anyone who isn't merely passing by on the staircase, but actually staying on the floor, he'll call out to them.] Oiiii. Come over here, this water's great!

[Floor 28]
[Zett was never taught how to play an instrument. Like many people who do not know how to play instruments, he has an uncanny ability to gravitate to the ones that will sound the worst when he plays them. Today he's chosen the electric guitar.

Tell him to quit that racket?]

[Floor 11]
[In one of his winged forms, Zett can be found trying to get liftoff. As no flight works on this floor, his wings flap pathetically before he lands again.]

Come on, stupid things...

[He'll be at it for ages.]

Comments

[myblueskies]

As big as the whole floor?

[scentofmakai]

That's what I said.

[myblueskies]

[Staring in amazement] Wow!

[scentofmakai]

But I'm obviously not that big yet.

[myblueskies]

I know that! If you were you couldn't fit in the tower!

[scentofmakai]

Maybe I'd break everyone out that way~

[myblueskies]

[Romeo grinned] Grow so big the whole tower falls down! You'd be a hero!

[scentofmakai]

That would be pretty awesome, wouldn't it?

[myblueskies]

It would be!

[scentofmakai]

I'll remember to grow really big, then.

[myblueskies]

Except it will take a long time, if you have to be a thousand first...

[scentofmakai]

That's true. I don't think you want to wait that long.

[myblueskies]

I don't think I will still be alive in a thousand years... [He's not sure though, since they can't die.] But you will be able to help the people who are so that will be good!

[scentofmakai]

If you were alive in a thousand years, you'd have to be really old and creaky, with white hair and a super long beard.

[myblueskies]

I would look really funny!

[scentofmakai]

Even if you were old and had no teeth, I'd still like you.

[myblueskies]

[Romeo grinned] And I'd like you even if you grew big and knocked the tower down. [He paused] Especially if you did that!

[scentofmakai]

I'll try hard to grow up big then.

[Probably wouldn't happen, but it'd be great.]

[myblueskies]

[Romeo grinned widely.]

[scentofmakai]

[Zett threw a ball at him.]

[myblueskies]

[Romeo threw two back and ducked under again to get more ammunition.]

[scentofmakai]

[And then they were at it again. Never leave your kids around ball pits unsupervised.]