[He laughed at that. Goblin under the bridge. It had a nice ring to it? Didn't trolls live under bridges, too? What an awkward train of thought, and one he certainly wouldn't have, because he is not that kind of troll.]

[He tutted a few times, this time, in annoyance.]

I let you by, other brothers and bitches be gonna wanting the same damn treatment. Ain't no reason why I be givin' you no preferentials, neither.

Mainly 'cause you be actin' up all like you got an unruly case of fuckin' yellow nookblisters, and stuff.