You are all wiggly where you shouldn't be! It's like there's someth-- [But exactly what it's like, we will likely never know as the next thing that comes out of John's mouth isn't a word as much as a horrified scream. It's followed by a dull, painful-sounding thud as John hits the floor, unconscious]
[Being a Prospit dreamer and from so early on in the timeline, John's experience with intergalactic space calamari amounts to exactly zero. He was not in any way prepared for the literal horrors hidden beneath that robe.]
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[Being a Prospit dreamer and from so early on in the timeline, John's experience with intergalactic space calamari amounts to exactly zero. He was not in any way prepared for the literal horrors hidden beneath that robe.]