[Ed fully expects to be clocked upside the head and when it doesn't happen he's... surprised to say the least. Not that it's a bad thing because it isn't, not for Ed anyway.]

So don't believe me. Don't believe any of this. You can go on and keep telling yourself that we're all liars if that's what helps you sleep at night. It hurts less that way, right?

But what do I know. I'm only human.