Factory fuck up. Or they got lazy. Oh this looks like the dude it's supposed to be. Good enough. Shit yeah, let's pack it up and traumatize the fuck out of this guy. Just like every other sucker we bag.

[This is awful as hell and he can't stop saying exactly what's on his mind.]

Sou-gurt sounds like some foreign takeout. I refuse to think I belong in a white box with a pair of chopsticks. I'm not greasy. I'm not anything but low, low, no fat something or other.