Kid, that shit isn't real. I know you're at the age where you little brats are all scared of monsters under the bed, but this is going too far even for your imagination.

[Turning people into monsters, hah. Yeah right. Dio could believe in the AB project and the morphogenetic field, but those were scientific. What Quark is describing sounds like something out of some two-bit fantasy novel and he's just not buying it.]