[Dave is still lost in his rants and talking to himself. Business as usual. He makes a face as he realized he took too far a leap in his commentary on food.] Ew. Man why did I go there.
[Seconds later, he realises he got asked a question. About the food. There is some important stuff to said about the food but nothing too terrible.] Some months we just get water and nurition bars like as if they suddenly want us to be health nuts. You know the type, [Or maybe she doesn't. He never can tell what a person's world is like.] the ones that think if you cut out everything and eat dirt like you got pica disease - which fyi that is the weirdest fucking condition what germs got together and went okay we need to make people into vaccum cleaners, hoover eat your heart out.
I mean what stunt did someone pull to find out that exists. Did they get a shovel and pig out on their front lawn?? You notice no one ever talks about how these things came about. Maybe they're embarassed how it got discovered and we'll just never fucking know. Not that it's actually relevant.
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[Seconds later, he realises he got asked a question. About the food. There is some important stuff to said about the food but nothing too terrible.] Some months we just get water and nurition bars like as if they suddenly want us to be health nuts. You know the type, [Or maybe she doesn't. He never can tell what a person's world is like.] the ones that think if you cut out everything and eat dirt like you got pica disease - which fyi that is the weirdest fucking condition what germs got together and went okay we need to make people into vaccum cleaners, hoover eat your heart out.
I mean what stunt did someone pull to find out that exists. Did they get a shovel and pig out on their front lawn?? You notice no one ever talks about how these things came about. Maybe they're embarassed how it got discovered and we'll just never fucking know. Not that it's actually relevant.