[Waver glanced up at the sound of his friend's approach, raising an eyebrow in slight confusion; what on earth was he wearing? And just what on earth did he think he was doing?]

I certainly hope you're not wearing that solely on my account. If so I worry you have far too much of a flair for the dramatic.

[Although Waver couldn't say he was necessarily surprised Diarmuid had apparently gotten him something, he hadn't fully expected it either.]

...What is it?