That's certainly an unconventional way of stopping time, I'll give them that one. Can't wait to hear what I'm sure is completely fucking mental reasoning for it.

[...That sounded vaguely familiar. Like an absolutely terrible Christmas special Waver watched one year while thoroughly inebriated. After concluding that really wasn't at all important, the lecturer ground that train of thought to a halt and quickly abandoned it. His attention turned back to the story itself, thought process registering as no more than a flicker of confusion on his face.]

I spent a couple years there some time ago. What's Ireland have to do with some surreal concept-napping plot?