Me showing up here? I've been here way longer than you have, fakey fake! I guess I really do have to explain everything to you. I'm from the alpha timeline, and you're from some offshoot from when Vantas went on his ectobiology spree or whatever.

[She shrugs like it's no big deal and like she's explained this a thousand times and like this Vriska is no more important than some dirt on her shoes.]