24 May 2013 @ 08:45 pm
Characters: Chloe and Jade Eridan, Chloe and Kirika (Post-dated to 5-25 late)
Setting: Floor 31 (Eridan), Dormitories (Kirika)
Format: Prose
Summary: Someone read the rumor about dying, and oh look... an insane troll.
Warnings: Violence, Character Death

Didn't anyone ever tell her not to believe everything she's ever read? )
Characters: Eridan and YOU!
Setting: Room 1-10, showers, cafeteria, anywhere you want.
Format: Starting with Action, I'll match you.
Summary: Eridan finds himself back in the Tower after an extended absence. This wouldn't be so bad if he weren't currently very much shithive maggots and trying desperately to keep a lid on it. Please excuse the jumpy, nervous wreck, he swears he's trying not to murder anyone.
Warnings: Eridan's erratic behavior, lots of F-clusterbombs and potential murder if startled too hard.

Room 1-10 )

Bathroom )

Cafeteria )

Anywhere )
Characters: Eridan Ampora and YOU!
Setting: Media floor.
Format: Starting with action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Eridan's back from his little time out in the land of boredom and jack-fuck-shit-all-to-do, but they're serving waffles in the cafeteria and he needs a few dumb movies to shut up his brain before he braves out social interaction on a larger scale.
Warnings: Eridan.

I didn't plug my ears, I took my hands and started to dance. )
Characters: Equius AU (guest starring Eridan), Ienzo, and YOU.
Setting: Dormitory hallways, and then anywhere at all. (Bargain prices up against the wall!) Backdated to noontime on the fifteenth.
Format: Action. I'll change to match.
Summary: Derps with recorders. Equius (Pet, early stages) is mamaloguing the shit out of his poor matesprit (and being very loud as he does so), and Ienzo (Howl/Lovely Ladies) is being a creepy creeper who creeps. He wants to experiment on yooooooooou.
Warnings: Words. Also a Disgaea!Mao-level creeper warning for Ienzo; there is a good chance your character will die if you tag him.

Part One: Equius ♐

I'm just loaded with that. )

Part Two: Ienzo ⚙

In this one word is the epitome of the artistocrat! )
13 February 2013 @ 10:37 pm
Characters: Jade!Eridan and YOU!
Setting: Cafeteria's kitchen.
Format: Action.
Summary: ...in which Eridan tries his hand at the arcane, mystic majicks of baking for the sake of his matesprit. It goes as well as you'd expect.

cookies is where it's at )
Characters: The luvdiscs, Eridan Ampora and Jade Strider.
Setting: Jade's dorm, down the stairs and eventually the media room.
Format: Action
Summary: There's waffles in the tower and Eridan is trying to ignore recent deaths - including his own - so he's demanding some attention from his moirail luvdisc.
Warnings: Talk of death, murder, insanity and terribad movies. Also sickening levels of pale loving, including but not limited to: cuddling, snuggling and Eridan purring like a broken plane engine got stuck in his throat.

You mean everything to me, more than melodies and beats )
02 February 2013 @ 09:16 pm
Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora & [AU1] Equius Zahhak; Eridan Ampora and YOU.
Setting: Meadow floor (closed/backdated to the January event), Floor 64 (open/current)
Format: Starting with action but I'll match you.
Summary: Two logs for the price of one, lmao so I don't flood the comm: closing up aged up shenanigans, Equius is displeased and Eridan is about to learn just how much. Also back in real time, Eridan finds a deliciously tempting slice of home.
Warnings: Violence and swearing for the Equius log. Eridan being actually honest and pathetic and stupid, for the open one.

CLOSED: Take strength from those that need you )

OPEN: Softly tread the sand below your feet now )
13 January 2013 @ 08:52 pm
Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora and OPEN!
Setting: Workshop.
Format: Starting with Action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Nearly fifty years later and Eridan still sucks at this sewing thing.
Warnings: Heavy handed sexual innuendo, attempts to make your characters uncomfortable, lewd bad jokes, Eridan being as trigger-happy with that gun as ever. Also Eridan being the troll-equivalent of a vampire, so expect him to glow if startled and shamelessly ask if he can bite your characters.

Now you're just somebody that I used to know )
Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora, [AU1] Equius Zahhak and YOU!
Setting: First dormitory floor showers [CLOSED to Equius], Forest floor.
Format: Action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Eridan emerges from a month of hermithood with the firm conviction that he's not gonna fuck shit up again and the certain knowledge that he's definitely going to fuck shit up again.
Warnings: Sad, stupid boys being sad and stupid and maybe angry, too. Standard Eridan warnings apply: make him angry and he'll shoot you in the head.

I screamed aloud, as it tore through them, and now it's left me blind )

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out )
12 December 2012 @ 04:26 pm
Characters: Jade!Eridan Ampora('s half dead carcass) and YOU.
Setting: Floor 12.
Format: Action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Nobody told Eridan sleeping in this cold is a bad, bad idea. What did you expect from him? He knows how to survive extreme heat, not extreme cold.
Warnings: Jadeblood popcicles. Jadeblood popcicles for everyone. Also Eridan sliding down the slippery slope of murderously batshit crazy, yay.

you're broken, when your heart's not open )
06 December 2012 @ 08:32 pm
Characters: The waffailsprits, Jade!Eridan Ampora and Yellow!Equius Zahhak.
Setting: Floor 8, the forest.
Format: Action.
Summary: In which marksmanship and shooting lessons are interrupted because Equius hair is a crime against humanity and Eridan has run out of spare sunglasses at long last.
Warnings: Awkward, awkward teens in love. Also brushes and hairbands and long-winded bitching about the cold.

it could change your life, rest assured )
01 December 2012 @ 05:45 pm
Characters: [OU] Gamzee and you!
Setting: Laundry room.
Format: Action.
Summary: After having his ass forcefully dragged to the ablution chamber by his moirail for a scrub-down (and then subsequently jumping on to a pile of rifles and blowing himself to bits, negating all efforts anyway), Gamzee is feeling a little bit like a burden, and decides to do his own laundry for once. It would certainly help if he knew how.
Warnings: Gamzee.

Can this get any worse? )
23 November 2012 @ 09:13 pm
Characters: Jade!Eridan and OU!Karkat
Setting: The media floor.
Format: Action.
Summary: Eridan and Karkat realize they speak the same language at heart: MOVIES.
Warnings: None, hopefully.

But what's the running price on a movie? )
Characters: jade!Eridan & YOU! 
Setting: Workshop
Format: Starting with action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Eridan emerges from his self-imposed exile for a while to clean his rifles.
Warnings: Eridan's deadpan. Potential violence if he gets pissed; lots and lots of rifles. Gamzee. Gory, ironic death via Gamzee. Goddammit, Gamzee.

How much of it depends on the choices that we make? )
23 October 2012 @ 10:11 pm
Characters: Jaderi and YOU!
Setting: Media floor.
Format: Starting with action, but I'll match you.
Summary: You know what? Screw this. Eridan is going to watch movies and not go shithive maggots for a change. Yes. This is a thing he's doing. Totally.
Warnings: Eridan going shithive maggots and probably being mildly creepy. Eridan's mouth. Bad musicals. Event stuff, too.

I was falling through the sky )
02 October 2012 @ 03:36 am
Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] chronomancer ) and [OU] Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] wweh ).
Setting: Floor 7.
Format: [Action]
Summary: Sea trolls are excellent swimmers. Desert trolls, though? Not so much.
Warnings: Lots and lots of swearing. Also queer Aquarius bonding. Kind of.

but the world has begun to rotate in reverse )
17 September 2012 @ 01:27 am
Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora & you!
Setting: Media floor.
Format: I'll start with Action, but I'll match your preference.
Summary: Eridan is taking this whole swapped body really well. Or maybe he's too exhausted to make much a fuss about it. Either or.
Warnings: ...fabulous jadebloods in fabulous skirts?

'Cause the more I sleep the less I have to say )
Characters: Jade!Eridan, his shadow & anyone who wants to help take down the bastard.
Setting: The meadow floor
Format: Action
Summary: shadow!Eridan manifests, in true annoying Eridan fashion. Expect an endurance test battle.
Warnings: Gore, doomed selves, lots and lots of jade, a very obnoxious endurance-based boss battle and a philosophizing eldritch abomination.

Don't worry, roll it back and it'll start over again )
Characters: Eridan & Jade, and Eridan & Equius
Setting: Media room, room 1-20.
Format: Action! Occasionally tl;dr action.
Summary: Eridan freaks out to Jade about Equius, then freaks out to Equius about Equius. Basically, teenagers failing horribly at romance. And worse, troll romance. (It's all Karkat's fault.)
Warnings: Troll romance. Purring trolls. Adorable-awkward shenanigans. And just plain awkward. Oh my god, so much awkward. Approach with caution.

Media room )

Room 1-20 )
Characters: Jade!Eridan Ampora and OU!Gamzee Makara.
Setting: Floor 8 - the maze. Backdated to August 15th, sometime early in the morning.
Format: tl;dr.
Summary: Eridan has been trying to keep a lid on the crazy since he came back, but whale shenanigans and all aren't helping. Lucky, Gamzee is such a bro. Especially when he's sober. Best murderbro, you wish he was yours.
Warnings: Violent, potentially gory character death. Lots and lots of jade. And all of it consensual.

Run away try to find a safe place you can hide, it's the best place to be when you're feeling like... )