dear world: i'm pleased to meet you (open)

[tortileghostwriter]

Characters: David and YOU!
Setting: Cafeteria
Format: starting with action, but I'll match you
Summary: After putting up that initial network post, David heads for the cafeteria.
Warnings: Purple douchebags, cursing.

[Ugh, what the fuck is this. He prods at the oatmeal in front of him with his fork. PERHAPS THIS WILL GO AWAY IF I GLARE AT IT HARD ENOUGH.

Behind him, his shadow keeps moving. There's a pen and notebook in front of him, and he seems to be alternating between jotting ideas down and scratching them out.]

Comments

[childhero]

Honey would probably help. [Link nods.] Maybe some berries, too.

[At this, he pauses.] This place... I've heard that it's the opposite. Worse than it looks, I mean.

[tortileghostwriter]

Now there's a thought.

I've gathered as much. And it hardly looks stellar to begin with, now does it?