[o1] ✦ Laughing off everything ✧

[lordoffabulous]

Characters: Ghirahim (lordoffabulous) and his roomies at room 1-02, or whoever else!
Setting: 1: Room 1-02, 2 wandering the halls and floors; exploring! Also, this is post the present event, just to give a little timeline.
Format: Baby I can go any way you can go, but action spam is generally faster~
Summary: Ghirahim wakes up in the Tower. He is not a happy Demon Lord, not at all. He then proceeds to go exploring, hoping to learn a bit more about his surroundings.
Warnings: ... Ghirahim. Sparkles. Glam. Fabulous. In all seriousness, MAJOR spoilers probably IN THE FIRST THREAD for Skyward Sword!

[1 - Room 1-02]

[ The sleep paralysis hadn't frightened him. Truthfully, NOTHING frightened Ghirahim; he was rather a bit of a madman in his own right, and to be frightened by something that he had been attempting to achieve in the first place, albeit in a sort of different way, would make his position to his Master rather... unnecessary.

Speaking of his Master? He was furious. How dare that Sky Child stand in his way, time and time again? He SHOULD have killed him. ... But truthfully, he had failed on that front, as a servant and as his Master's second in command. Because... he didn't kill Link yet.

Frustrating. Aggravating. So many other words. But he'd deal, for now.

So when he awoke, the first thing he did was read the letter, crumple it up, and laugh. If his roommates were awake or there to see it, they would notice Ghirahim begin digging through his trunk, continuing to laugh quietly. He wasn't bothered by the suit, to be honest.

He's definitely one of the stranger looking types with that haircut, one pointed ear and the one round one... but if you thought that was odd, you haven't seen much yet. Anyone with any sort of extra senses will be able to feel he isn't human in the least; far, far from it. But one can't QUITE pin what they might feel, it's between something... demonic, but not quite. ]

[2 - Exploring and teleporting about the Tower ]

[ After he'd had some time to clean up, it was time to figure this place out. (Read: put on his make up, change his clothes--though he didn't find the suit terribly irritating, he DID like his usual one more--and then proceed to, of course, brush his hair. Lipstick, eyeliner, the whole nine yards.) Somehow, he felt tired, but that was fine. It was a new day. He would ascertain his surroundings before making any decisions on how to punish whoever was foolish enough to 'save' him.

Wherever this was, he set off from the dorms, quietly exploring the other floors. By foot?

Oh, of course not! Not if he could help it, anyway. Once he's gotten his bearings, you may be surprised to find a man teleporting (looking just like this, clothes to how he appears in front of you with magic) in front of you in the rooms where teleportation inside them, but not outside, is possible.

In fact, he seems to be looking to have a bit of a... conversation. ]

You, there. Indulge me for a moment, won't you? These collars. HOW do you get them off? I realize they went to the trouble of matching my outfit, which I can certainly appreciate, but it's... constricting.

[ ooc: please specify a floor and 1 or 2 in the title! ♥ Also, again, please tell me if spoilers bother you and I will try to keep away from them! ]

Comments

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, JSYK

[lordoffabulous]

[ AHEM, YOSUKE????

GOSH RUDE WOW DON'T YOU KNOW MANNERS? ]

I asked you a question, human. Really, don't they teach anyone manners anymore? And I thought the sky child needed help... are you too simplistic to understand basic speech? Is your brain incapable of handling it?

THEN I DID MY JOB WELL

[princeofjunes]

[The insults instil in Yosuke a bit of righteous anger, which is good - without it it'd be too hard to brain proper sentences. With it, he can at least be defensive]

Hey, ease off! At least I don't teleport around looking like some sort of fabulous circus reject! And no, there's no way to get the collar off.

[lordoffabulous]

[ ... Yeah okay Yosuke, how badly do you want a sword to the face-- ]

I see they don't teach you any manners whatsoever. My, I'm inclined to wonder just how rampant a lack of intelligence happens to be with your kind.

[ Shrug. ]

Really, brat, it isn't MY fault you humans have no decent abilities to speak of, now, is it? Though your insolence is rather our of line, along with your attitude, I'd work on that, if I were you, because you're talking to me.

[princeofjunes]

[sweet merciful lord for all that is good and holy Girahim keep your sword in your pants]

[Yosuke takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself down. If he just thinks of this flamboyant freak as a difficult customer, he'll be easier to deal with. So, in a tone so even it surprises even himself, he manages to ask]

Alright, I'll bite. Just who are you, then?

[lordoffabulous]

[ Naughty. ♥

But oh, isn't that cute? He's actually behaving. His opinion of you has gone up somewhat, at least. ]

Well, I see we're learning, at least... I'm the demon who rules over the surface lands the humans look down at. Though, I think it would be fair to say they're likely less so much ruled and more indisposed and in my care. Or, rather, they were. And should be.

[ Alas, his poor Yorick Master. He knew him well, Yosuke. Those lands belonged rightfully to him... ]

Formalities or no... I'm not particularly fussy, but I do rather prefer it if you indulge me with proper title: Lord Ghirahim, as it were. At the very least, think of it this way: it's a formality, but I'm not going to get all huffy over it. It'd be a waste of energy.

... Speaking of, I'm going to have to find a way to work this into an outfit proper. That is decidedly NOT how one accessories, I must say.

Wrote this tag listening to Bat-Cat on a ten minute loop to chanel the insanity

[princeofjunes]

[There's just. There's so much here to respond to, Ghirahim. There is. There's the words coming out of your mouth and oh dear god what are you even saying. There's the fact that you're still dressed like a man on his way to a particularly seedy bathhouse. There's the fact that you appeared out of mid-air to start this whole nonsense. And all of it together is just too much to process because Yosuke wants to be creeped out, intrigued, confused, repulsed and a little frightened all at the same time]

[On the bright side, even if he can't vocally express himself, all of these emotions are plain as day as they alternate themselves across his face. Feel free to interpret however you'd like, oh mighty Lord Ghirahim]

... I'm touched :')

[lordoffabulous]

[ WELL, he is waiting here, idly putting a hand under his chin and tilting his head, watching Yosuke's expressions go through a rainbow of oddities. ]

Remlit got your tongue, human~? It's fine, you don't need to speak, really. I understand that my beautiful figure is too much for you to handle, after all. I am sure it is QUITE difficult for any human to comprehend being in my presence.

[princeofjunes]

[Finally, an emotion he can latch on to! 'OH GOD WHAT IF IT'S CONTAGIOUS?!']

[As such Yosuke is literally leaning backwards to try and put some space between them as he panics]

Woah woah woah woah! I'm not like that! You've got the wrong guy! Not into men! I like breasts!

[lordoffabulous]

[ Hmmmm? Head... tilt...

SO FUN FACT, YOSUKE. You are not Link. Nor Zelda. Nor his Master. Therefore, he does not care! But as you are uncomfortable, and that amuses him, he just tilts his head, laughing, before deciding to rest his chin on his gloved hands right there. ]

Ought I to be hurt by such a statement...? Because I'm not. Though you are being quite rude... I'll let it slide. For now. Really, you seem nothing less than confused to me!

[ Though now he will tilt his head in the other direction, his hair falling with it, revealing the little diamond tattoo and the one regular-shaped ear. ]

Hm... could it be you're referring to human preferences for mating? Ah, yes, I have heard about that... Honestly, I don't understand WHY you'd limit your options, but I didn't bring that up, after all: YOU did. It's actually quite amusing, when you think of it. Why ARE you so defensive in the first place, hmmmm~? As the saying goes, "you've dug your own hole, now lie in it." Do tell. I'm curious!

[princeofjunes]

[Crap, which ear was the gay ear again? Yeah it may be an irrelevant stereotype but it's also totally important right now dammit and he can't remember but oh god s that the gay ear is he coming on to him]

[Okay deep breaths there's only a flamboyantly gay demon accusing him of being closeted he can work his way out of this]

I just - I wanted it to be clear! I'm not stunned by your beauty! Not that I think you're ugly or anything, I'm just into women, not brightly dressed demons!

[lordoffabulous]

[ ... Uh-huh. ]

What I would concern myself with, were I you would be...

[ Where... did he go--OH GOD HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU LEANING OVER YOUR SHOULDER. ]

Whether or not I like you.

[ GETTING
    UNCOMFORTABLY
        CLOSE... ]

And if I don't like you... [ BREATHING. DOWN. YOUR NECK. ] ... You may find yourself on the wrong side of a blade~!

[ Oh god what is wrong with this man. What is wrong with his tongue. Why is it out inappropriately, and on his lips.

And then he is gone, teleported a table away, on the other side because he knows people he creeps on who are afraid have a penchant for violence. ]

So be a good boy, and you really have no reason to be so concerned. ... That aside, you're far from my type, and I've no business with humans, especiall ones with no spine or taste for adventure. I've seen less insecurity in a deku seed. Link is far more interesting, anyway...

[princeofjunes]

[There are two conflicting emotions waging an epic war inside of Yosuke. The first is discomfort to the nth power, because sweet merciful crap why is this man so close get it away get it away get it away GET IT AWAY]

[Thankfully, the second is a rage that's starting to smoulder with every word that leaves this freak's mouth. Threats? Telling him he'll end up on the wrong side of a sword? Calling him a spineless, boring person? Who the hell does this bastard think he is?! And while the discomfort shows more plainly on his face at work, the anger slowly wins out, shifting his expression from 'OH GOD WHY' to 'Alright, I'm done with this idiot']

[So once Ghirahim finishes with his fancy speech, Yosuke just looks over at him flatly]

First, don't assume you scare people just because you make them feel uncomfortable. And on that note, you don't know a damn thing about me, so stop running your mouth. I don't know how you know Link, but he never mentioned you, so you must not be a big a deal as you think you are.

[lordoffabulous]

Ahh, defiance. How refreshing in a human. Normally, they have basic survival instinct. I see you lack it~!

[ A small chuckle escapes his lips. He's not offended; on the contrary, he's fascinated. ]

Fascinating... and, if I may ask, what do you plan to do to make me cease?

[ No really he isn't goading you he's curious. Ahhh, no one would be as interesting as Link, but... ]

[princeofjunes]

[What has he gotten himself into? He sighs and runs a hand through his hair. What the hell has his life become...]

I'm not going to do anything to make you stop. Run your mouth all you want, it doesn't hurt anyone. I'm just saying, don't think humans are defenseless. Some of us can do things you've probably never seen before.

[lordoffabulous]

[ Oh, he's amused. DO TELL YOSUKE. Do. Tell. ]

To that I would like to say that you prove it, dear child.

[ Because. He kind of wants to know, okay? ]

After all, Hylia so favored your kind--I would hate to see her faith go to waste!

[princeofjunes]

[He's debating internally if he should show off his Persona just yet when something catches his attention - the name Hylia. Hylia... and Link called himself Hylian. There has to be a connection there, and Yosuke feels at least slightly accomplished in his deductions]

Hold on a second, are we even on the same page here?

[Yosuke points up to his non-pointed ears]

I'm different from Link. Not Hylian.