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[legislacerates]

Characters: Redglare and eeeeveryone
Setting: 6th floor, aka the forest aka Redglare's favorite floor
Format: you pick i'll follow
Summary: Redglare hangs out in the forest, presumably people bother her. I am 0k with chocolate shenanigans!
Warnings: possibly violence or other such shenanigans.

[there are monsters in the forest, yes, and it can be a little disturbing at times, but it's really quite reminiscent of Alternia if you ignore how the color scheme of the trees is wrong. so Redglare likes to hang out there when she's not 1NV3ST1G4T1NG up a storm.

and today she's actually close enough to the staircase that casual passersby can spot her if they're paying attention. she's just leaning against a tree, relaxing.

or, relaxing as much as she ever does in a place that isn't totally private.]

Comments

[entropied]

[Oh look, it's the person she hates the most in the Tower. Sometimes. But today, the Handmaid finds herself drawn to Redglare in an oddly unshakable way.]

What are you doing?

dark chocolate whoops ('B

[grandhighblood]

[being easy to spot, the highblood stops on his descent of the staircase to stare at her for a moment. ok, it's redglare, being boring as per usuaAaohh whoa what the fuck--

gotta make his way over to her, right now. his movements look no more rushed than usual, but his mind is reeling with this sudden overwhelming need to guard her from anything and everything.]

Neophyte.

[legislacerates]

[oh hey it's her favorite person to harass. sometimes. redglare raises an eyebrow at her query.]

Enjoying the scenery. You?

whoops indeed B)

[legislacerates]

[well they end up in the same place surprisingly often so it's not that odd that he would come over, maybe he has a job for her or something...]

Highblood.

[entropied]

Nothing.

[She pauses, tilting her head slightly.]

Aren't you bored?

he just can't stop accidentally eating strange candy /sigh

[grandhighblood]

[He glances down at her briefly before surveying the area for any signs of life. OK, good, none so far. Not even a monster or forest beast had ventured over here yet. That means she was resting her completely alone. Yes, good... but to be sure--]

You are alone, yes?

well at least he's not maiming her or something......

[legislacerates]

[okay this is kind of strange behavior, even for him. but redglare will pokerface it up so she can figure out what's going on.]

Aside from you, yes.

yes.....that's...always good <3

[grandhighblood]

[He relaxes a little, then his expression...........softens?!?!?!?! Whoa. It's an expression you'll never see on the highblood's face if he can't help it.]

Good. [Then plops down onto the grass next to her. With her standing and him sitting, they're practically the same height now.]

<3!

[legislacerates]

[lmao what is happening here?? even if it is....kind of cool to actually look at this him without having to crane her neck...redglare tries not to show how thrown she is at his expression. maybe this is a highblood test...or even more likely, an elaborate joke. darn subjuggulators!]

I suppose so.

Is there something I can assist you with today, Highblood?

[legislacerates]

Must taking a moment to breathe be boring?

[entropied]

Yes.

[She takes a step forward, planting herself firmly in Redglare's personal bubble.]

[legislacerates]

[wow what is it with troll ladies and invading redglare's personal space, huh? naturally she holds her ground.]

I take it you have a problem with that?

[grandhighblood]

[He straightens his back, then glances over at her, a look of utter adoration. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to reign in the intensity(?) of the look, but he's still pretty bad at that.

Leans his head against her side, grinning.]

Nah, just keep what you were all motherfucking doing just now. Don't gotta be all minding a brother just sitting here, getting his zen on here.

[legislacerates]

[she....very tentatively....rests a hand on his shoulder. SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO PUT IT with the way he's leaning against her. she knew the grand highblood was a master of japery but this seemed a little...much? whatever his game was, it was probably safest to play along.]

I see.

[no she doesn't]

[grandhighblood]

[A light crooning sounds comes from the highblood.......yes, it was indeed him, and not some other animal off in the distance. this is no trick, redglare. why can't you seeeee?

He sort of nuzzles at the arm on his shoulder.]

Did I ever all motherfucking tell you, Neophyte? Shit like this seriously motherfucking the finer things in this fucking life that a brother don't get to all do. [god what are you even saying, highblood...]

[legislacerates]

[oh god she seriously doesn't know what to do other than play along. it's not like she can leave or something, he's literally over twice her size??? she's not even considering that it might not be a trick, though as things keep up she might begin to suspect it's something to do with the tower...]

No, I don't believe you ever did. [a beat.] I would love to hear more on the subject, however.

[grandhighblood]

[well if redglare was ever thinking about absconding, it's too late now! he reaches up to grasp her hand -- though it ends up being her whole forearm with those ridiculous sized hands of his -- and nuzzling further.

congrats, you get to see the highblood at his most vulnerable. sob.]

See, shit's just too serious and motherfucking high tension around here. A brother can be all enjoying that sort of shit a good deal of the time, but a serious chill is all what we motherfucking need sometimes. Like for motherfucking instance, you're too formal, Neophyte. Relax.

[entropied]

It can be.

[She brushes her arm against Redglare's absently.]

[legislacerates]

[rude! redglare leans forward, ever so slightly, because clearly that was a challenge.]

I can't say I've ever seen you doing something more interesting.

[legislacerates]

[if only this were a less ambiguous person so redglare could have a better idea of whether it was acting or actual tower shenanigans! life is so hard!! she is....not doing a good job of relaxing at all, oops.]

I'm quite relaxed. [nope.]

[grandhighblood]

[You can't hide your feelings from him, love. He can feel the tension in your arm and wherever else he is making contact with.]

Don't be motherfucking lying to a brother, now... [Flat stare.]

[entropied]

[Clearly! The Handmaid smirks.]

You haven't seen me do much of anything.

[legislacerates]

[speaking of smirks...redglare's is more of a grin.]

Yes, dear, that would be the point.

[legislacerates]

[she sighs.]j I am merely trying to put you at ease.

[since wallowing all over her isn't "at ease", apparently?]

[grandhighblood]

[His grip on her arm tightens, and he cranes his neck to gaze up at her with the same flat gaze. To be frank, he's not very good at being flushed for someone, so you're gonna have to let him know what's what!]

I am always at my motherfucking ease. You should be all knowing that by now, Neophyte.