First Flight (Open)

[biiirrrdsss]

Characters: Pipit and you!!
Setting: Around the tower basically anywhere you like
Format: I prefer action, but I'll follow!
Summary: Pipit wakes up and... does... everything people do when they wake up.
Warnings: BIRDS None, but I'll change it if I need a reason.

[room 2-06]

[Pipit's not really used to waking up with sleep paralysis or in a home he can legitimately breathe in, so needless to say, he does freak out a little bit when he wakes up - and once the paralysis wears off, he sits up quickly, to get a look at his surroundings.

This... sure isn't his house. It's way too clean.

Yeah, he notices all of his roomies that may or may not be in there, sure - and he'll be happy with greeting them, they all look so young! - but first what the hell is this jumpsuit he's in. Don't mind if he just gets into his tunic because seriously, he's not Ghirahim.

But once he's got everything settled - shield and sword on his back like they should be - he offers up a smile and a wave to those joining him. c:]

Mornin'!

[Yeah; he can ask about this place once introductions are over.]

[Any floor anywhere!!]

[Pipit's going to be wandering the tower for sure, checking every nook and cranny he can get to and trying to get his bearings. And also probably fighting off monster birds on the forest floor because holy hell these things have teeth what kind of birds have teeth. Feel free to run into this Link lookalike in the golden yellow tunic! Or trip him! Or whatever, he really doesn't mind anything!]

Comments

PUNCHES IT

[biiirrrdsss]

Ah... yes, I did. My homeland - the island of Skyloft!

[... Hold on a sec; he's just... going to wipe off all that dirt on your face. Poor boy.]

We rode on the backs of giant birds to get from island to island; every Skyloftian had one, and the bond between a person and their bird was unique and special!

MY HERO

[hystericull]

[Oh what is with these crazy-hat-wearing motherfuckers and wiping the paint off of his face!? Okay well now instead of half of his face being covered in dirt, it's just half-gray. Not sure which is worse.

His eyes widen at the mention of BIG BIRDS because what the hell isn't great about big birds.]

All y'all motherfuckers were to be at having big fuckin' squawkbeasts for lusii?

[biiirrrdsss]

[Nope you lost him again.]

... "Lusii"?

[hystericull]

[Blink.]

Uhh, them big dudes that be all to get their raise on of you?

[biiirrrdsss]

Oh - parents. Haha, no, but I wish!
My parents were just humans, like me.

[He doesn't like talking about either of them though.]

But Loftwings are much more amazing; they're kind of like guardians, in a way!

[hystericull]

Whoa, they were? How d'you know which ones are all the ones to be yours!?

[Headtilt. Yeah, he hasn't learned about human genealogy yet, so he's kind of bug-eyed right now. Oh but he does note the sudden topic shift, so... maybe... maybe this is a touchy subject. He is actually sensitive to this matter ok!]

Or, uh, nevermind?

[biiirrrdsss]

Oh, ah... it's alright.
Humans always look like their parents, and almost always live with them, of course!

You always have two; a mom and a dad, or a mix of both.

[He don't judge.]

I've only been living with my mother, though; I'm not sure where my dad went off to...

[hystericull]

[Staring slack-jawed at Pipit as he explains the idea of human parents. It definitely seemed like a different experience than coming out of a slurry of random genetic material, undergoing grueling trials, and getting taken by a white monster to be raised. And they got two!?

He kind of, stops. Chewing on a long fingernail in contemplation and trying to be somewhat attentive, now.]

So, you all be meaning to say that them brothers or sisters that sloshed you all the fuck out keep track of the little you from all bein' a wriggler 'til what's you are now?

[He'll stay silent on that last part, thanks.]

[biiirrrdsss]

[Nah, it's okay - while his dad was great, he'd rather not talk about him.]

Yes, they do! Well; a lot of people move out when they get to be my age, but...

Well, my mother needs me.

[She's a lazyass who can't get a job and mooches off of him, so.]

[hystericull]

[Now he's being kind of insensitive because he's got a lot of questions and wow this human stuff sure was confusing. So much for handling the situation with care. He was never good at that, anyway.]

So you got your fuckin' chill all on and stayed in your planet 'cause your lusus be in trouble? Er, one of 'em?

[biiirrrdsss]

"On my planet?" Ah... I'm pretty sure all humans stay on their planet!

[He's ignoring the rest of that, sorry. He doesn't... like talking about his parents.]

[hystericull]

[It's cool, Pipit. He wouldn't, either, if he had any sense of decency for people in similar parental situations.]

Oh, uhh, they do?

[Slight pause. How...?]

Ain't that all kinds of fuckin' dangerous?

[biiirrrdsss]

Not that I know of! Everyone is safe, fair, and kind, where I live.

[Mostly, anyway. Groose...]

[hystericull]

[Wow, humans were pretty docile motherfuckers.]

Then what all you be needing to get your knightly protecting on of?

[biiirrrdsss]

Monsters, of course!

At night, monsters would appear all over our island, and even our once friendly pets, the Remlits, became hostile and dangerous.

[Once second -- he rolls up one of his long sleeves, showing him claw scars.]

This was because of a Remlit, sadly! The Academy's headmaster's own!

But anyway; I took to patrolling around at night to defeat the monsters, so others could roam freely if they wished. It was a hard job... but some knight had to do it!

[hystericull]

[He peers down at the long, jagged scars on Pipit's quite muscular forearm in awe.]

You be a good fuckin' bro to be all having around, I motherfuckin' guess.

[He paused.]

You think your peeps be all right because with you being all fuckin' here and not there and all?

[biiirrrdsss]

... Well; it wasn't really my choice to be here, unfortunately. But there are other knights to protect our home!

And they are just as strong and valiant as I am!

[hystericull]

You think all the peeps here were to be like, fuckin' all to be at this place not of their own motherfucking accords or some shit?

[biiirrrdsss]

Probably. I've met no one here that came here on their own, after all.

[He pauses then, before raising an eyebrow at the troll - ]

Did you choose to come here?

[hystericull]

[He frowns slightly, but then smiles again. After all, he isn't quite sure how to feel about being abducted and taken here. It certainly seemed a lot better fate than waiting to be found and murdered hurtling through space on a meteor.]

Sure fuckin' didn't. Not what's I all got my fuckin' remember on all of, at least.

[He shrugs.]

But, can't all say I ain't havin' a bitchin' time here, anyway. Hahaha!

[biiirrrdsss]

You're enjoying yourself in this place?

[... how.]

[hystericull]

[He's still laughing, putting a hand on his hips.]

Shit fuckin' yeah I all am, bro! Ain't you? Breath of motherfucking fresh air to get my ass all dragged to be here!

[biiirrrdsss]

Well... I won't say it's been a terrible experience, so far!

It's just not the same as my home; it's far more dangerous, and from what I have heard, the people who own this place really don't care what happens to us...

[Also come on Gamzee his friend was dismembered and strewn around the tower and then cut up and put in bottles why would he like this place]

[hystericull]

[Listen close because this is about as serious as this troll will ever come to be!]

Heh, guess it ain't the fuckin' same for every motherfucker. Ain't got no home to go back to, 'cause our planet went and all got its shit blown the fuck up a wicked long while ago.

[Headtilt.]

Sorta was just waitin' to all get to having our execution all on on a space rock, 'til we all got our wake on at this place! It's all chill now, though!

[He laughs, sort of disgustingly. He found things funny that probably shouldn't have ever been found funny.]

[biiirrrdsss]

[... So this kid was... going to be killed? No no no - that is so wrong, in Pipit's book. He's a kid.
Kid's shouldn't even be fighting yet - that's why knights are only adults...

But Pipit's going to give him a warm smile, packing that away in the back of his mind.]

... I see; this place must be a lot more comfortable for you, then!