BUSTIN' OUT, YO

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

 Characters: Rose, Dave, Kanaya -- anyone who passes by after shit hits the fan
Setting: Room 1-01
Format:  anything is cool
Summary: Rose and Dave are bustin' out of this tower yo
Warnings: all the puns and all the explosions. also dave has a potty mouth.

After splitting ways, Rose had headed for her room, while Dave went to his. They had to collect their things, after all, if they were going to escape from here. 
...Things that Rose actually hadn't bothered to look at yet.
"Hm. "
She was currently wearing her Derse outfit, so it might be a good idea to change out into something more practical. She was rather fond of her more recent outfit with the black dress and pink sash, so perhaps that was included in there-- OH GOD.
Upon opening her storage chest, she was immediately bombarded with a fluffy THING flying at her face. After much scrambling and flailing she wrenched the beast off, only to discover, "Vodka Mutini?" Rose was surprised, to say the least. Pleasantly surprised that is. She had a wonderfully large soft spot for the little kitten, and couldn't help but smile as Mutini purred. "Stay here." She placed the kitten on her bed with a pat, pulling out the aforementioned outfit with a satisfied smirk. 
She definitely had time  to change before everyone showed up, right?

Comments

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[To Rose] No. [To Dave] No. [To both of them!] Neither of you are participating in this. I will be the one to do it. I am both tougher than you humans and by all means I have already died so there is no worry about losing life.

[Luckily her trunk wasn't ruined in the process, she opens it and takes out a tube of lipstick, after a second it changes into a chainsaw]

While I do not doubt that you both have power, you are still human and your society is not as powerful as my own. I can better take care of myself.

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

I must insist otherwise, Kanaya. Both of us are already dead aswell, and I was about to complete a suicide mission before we left our world in the first place.

Let me handle this.

[parappa-strider.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a suicide mission you stole from me!! Goddamnit I already signed up for this, let me fucking do this. While I have no doubt that your freaky alien society is like the most violent one in all the fucking universes, and I have no doubt that you, Rose, are batshit insane, we already planned for ME to do the deadly shit. I mean Jesus fuck!

Also we're talking about washing fucking windows and god damnit I'm the one who's used to living on the 20th floor of an apartment building several hundred feet high.

SO SORRY THIS IS LATE

[grimauxilatrix.livejournal.com]

[she looks at Dave with a deadly calm gaze] You appear quite eager to die. Rose may be swayed by the dark forces she insists on contacting but to my knowledge you have not dabbled in such arts yourself.

Do you fully insist on this mission?

ITS COOL BB!

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

[She's just gonna sigh. She couldn't see herself winning this argument without yarn ball trickery, but she didn't want to risk getting further on the bad side of either of the two, either.]

I suppose I do owe Dave a suicide mission. [GRUMP GRUMP.]