Quick intro~

[zombee_slayer]

Characters: Tank Dempsey
Setting: Around
Format: Action.
Summary: See Dempsey arrive at the tower, see Dempspey start yelling and rating like a madman.
Warnings: Tank is a warning in and of himself. One can expect coarse language and possible violence.

Dempsey was not a very happy camper at the moment, not happy at all. Just why the hell was he here? And more importantly where was here? Was this another one of those damned science experiments? Growling, Dempsey searched his trunk before grinning slightly. At least he wasn't going to go around naked or unarmed. Though he wasn't entirely certain why he needed one of those meteorite chunks, but whatever. He wasn't about to complain though. Especially since he still got to keep his uniform, knife and ray gun.

Now that he was armed and well dressed, well what he considered to be well dressed, anyway, he decided to hit the halls and find a way out of here.

Comments

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen looks relatively happy, especially considering how he usually looks. Really rather peaceful. The voices have quieted down, he's familiarizing himself with the place, and people have stopped randomly blowing things up with their strange alien powers. Life is good.

...And then he turns a corner and very nearly runs into Dempsey.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck!]

Watch where you're going, stupid American! [The scowl's back on his face instantaneously. He seems more irritated than he is surprised.] Scheiße, I was just beginning to get used to being somewhere that wasn't infected by your idiocy!

[zombee_slayer]

[Oh great, this douchebag is here too? Perfect, this is exactly what he needs right now. Not! How come almost everywhere he goes, he almost always runs into the good doctor? It really isn't fair, and Dempsey might just be starting to suspect that the guy is currently stalking him.]

You watch where you're goin', dumbass kraut!

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen stands upright with his arms behind his back, and speaks in a tone that one might use when talking to a particularly petulant child.]

I was not the one lumbering through the halls like a deranged monkey, Dempsey. [Little bit of an overreaction there, doc.] Perhaps it would be easier for you to maneuver yourself if you lost some weight?

[The condescension in his tone won't be lost on his American "friend" no matter how airheaded he may be, Richtofen's sure.]

[zombee_slayer]

Fuck you! I wasn't the one walkin' around like some sort of freaking blind rodent!

[Wait, he's missing something important here.

...And when the hell did you get your fucking body back!

[doctor_dismemberment]

[He opens his mouth to answer, then pauses. His brows crease, and he looks at Dempsey like he just suggested they put on dresses and folk dance.]

I- What?

[Congrats, guys, you're about to discover the wonders of different canon points!]

[zombee_slayer]

Don't act like the dumbass that you are! Now tell me how the hell you got your damn body back from that demonic brat!

[Yes Richtofen, he is being very serious here. And would you look at that? He's bringing out a ray gun now.]

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Just as quickly, Richtofen draws his pistol. His glare only intensifies when he sees the ray gun. Dempsey got a ray gun, and he's stuck with an M1911? How is that fair?]

I don't know what you're talking about. Clear the wax out of your ears and you might start to understand me, schwein!

[As far as he's aware, the only demonic brat he knows hasn't taken his body. Not yet, anyway.]

[zombee_slayer]

[It's fair to Dempsey, which means that's all that matters right now.]

The hell ya don't! Either you fuckin' tell me what the hell is going on here or I'm gonna melt your damn skull!

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Leave it to the American to always rush to melting people's skulls. Don't get Richtofen wrong, melting skulls is nice, but would it kill him to listen?]

Obviously, whatever they did to you before you woke up here made your tiny little brain even more useless than it already is. [He flicks the safety off of his pistol.] Did you even read your "welcome note"?

[zombee_slayer]

Of course I read it, you fuckin' numb-nuts! Not a whole lot of good it did.

[If anything the note had already stated the obvious. That is, they blew up the Earth and started to destroy what was left of the undead.]

[doctor_dismemberment]

I don't have any more of an idea of what's going on than you do. [He glares for a moment more, then shrugs (though the gun in his hand never stops pointing at Dempsey).] I've been trying to make the best of it. This is a nice place, really.

[His tone turns "sweet," and by that I mean "patronizing."]

Now, calm down and we can talk about how much of an idiot you're being. Ja?

[notagiraffe]

[Taiki was wrapped in Gyousou's cloak. It was warmer now but he still wore if for comfort, even if it was far too big for him. He smiled at the man as he passed.] Hello...

[zombee_slayer]

Yo, what's up brat? [He just stared at him...that was a him right? He looked kind of like a girl to Dempsey. Which means that this person was obviously female!]

[notagiraffe]

[Yes him, though the long tunic dress he was wearing under the over sized cloak and his long mane hair might throw him off if he weren't used to such things.]

Sorry... I... are you new?

[zombee_slayer]

Gee, how could ya fucking tell? [Was it the fact that he looked lost? Or the fact that he just appeared to be a new face.]

[notagiraffe]

[Taiki looked down, shuffling his feet a little.] Sorry... I just... I haven't seen you before... erm... [Maybe he should leave, before he annoyed the man more than he already had.]