not a people-eater

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Characters: Molly and all the hungry people
Setting: Cafeteria, Lunch and Dinner and after Dinner in the freezer
Format: starting action, will match
Summary: Molly wonders about the meat on the menu
Warnings: Possibly eating people D8?

LUNCH
[Molly is staring at her meat pie]

[staring. at the meat.]

[the meat that could be people]

[loudly] Is there not people food here?!


DINNER
[then it's dinner, and there is more meat]

[and it's pork]

[Madeline had told her that people tasted like pork]

[yelling] WE ARE EATING PEOPLE!!!

AFTER DINNER
[Molly collected a team to go search through the freezers for where they must be storing the people they're eating!]

[or maybe find some ice cream]

[you in?]

[note: if you replied for Lunch or Dinner, feel free to also be in the Freezer party]

Comments

[pchaaair]

Maybe it, uh, is actually that pork thing, though, and not people?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

But we only got it after people are missing! It has to be people.

[wait. Tavros is a troll like Vriska]

Hey Tavros... can I ask you something?

[pchaaair]

I don't, um, really think it is. What do you, want to ask?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Well I think it is!! And Vriska told me that you guys eat your babies is that true? That's not true, right? You don't do that, right??

[pchaaair]

What do you mean by, um, babies? Err, is that a, human term for something?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Babies! Like little yous! I think Vriska called them grubs but the b was an eight which looks dumb!

[pchaaair]

Oh. Yeah, we, uhh, tend to eat the ones that, don't survive, and stuff like that. Grubloaf is, actually pretty good, I think.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[the blankest of stares]

[do you see her heart breaking? she thought you were good]

[pchaaair]

[How does he deal with this.

HE DOESN'T KNOW.]

Err... are you okay?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[quietly]

[that's now you know she's upset] You really do?

[pchaaair]

[Slow nod.]

Um... sometimes.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

But why!

[pchaaair]

That's just, kind of how troll culture is, I guess. Um, I know it's, really different for humans.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

But they're babies....

[pchaaair]

That, err, sort of died, before they completed their trials. And, I guess that is kind of sad, but, that is just something that always happened, and, that's how things were.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

If I died would you eat me?

[pchaaair]

No, I wouldn't, uhh, do anything like that.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Promise?

[pchaaair]

Yeah, um, I promise.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Good! Because we're gonna go look if the food is people and you gotta come too!

[pchaaair]

Are you sure that, you want me to come?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

YEAH!

You're still my friend you gotta promise to not eat any more babies because that's what bad guys do.

[pchaaair]

Well... okay, if you're sure, that you want me to be there, and, I promise that I won't. [Since it's not like he could anyway unless grubloaf was magically stocked.]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Good! I'm counting on you!

[Tavros may or may not be the getaway car]

[pchaaair]

[Well that's fabulous.]

Err, okay. I will do my best, so that you can count on me.