not a people-eater

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Characters: Molly and all the hungry people
Setting: Cafeteria, Lunch and Dinner and after Dinner in the freezer
Format: starting action, will match
Summary: Molly wonders about the meat on the menu
Warnings: Possibly eating people D8?

LUNCH
[Molly is staring at her meat pie]

[staring. at the meat.]

[the meat that could be people]

[loudly] Is there not people food here?!


DINNER
[then it's dinner, and there is more meat]

[and it's pork]

[Madeline had told her that people tasted like pork]

[yelling] WE ARE EATING PEOPLE!!!

AFTER DINNER
[Molly collected a team to go search through the freezers for where they must be storing the people they're eating!]

[or maybe find some ice cream]

[you in?]

[note: if you replied for Lunch or Dinner, feel free to also be in the Freezer party]

Comments

dinner;

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, who caaaaaaaares?

[Just gonna. Keep eating :T]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

I CARE! DON'T EAT IT!

[see that fork you were using? Molly has it now]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Rude! What's the big idea? That wasn't yours, human!

[Yeah well, guess what? Gonna eat with her hands. Omnomnom potentially human meat.]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[fine! this time she'll take your food] Don't eat the people!!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you don't even know if it is! Quit bitching about it and give me your disgusting human food back.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

But it could be! What if it's my friend!!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Do I look like I care? What, did you lose a friend and suddenly you're worried about them?

Laaaaaaaame!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[whinewhinewhine] Why are you so mean!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Why are you so stupid?

[Rolling eyes.]

Maybe I'd be less of a bitch if you were less of a dumbass.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

I am not stupid! I'm trying to protect people because I'ma hero and it's what I do!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

You don't even know if it's a person! Jegus, quit making a big fuss over it!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

But if it is a person then I gotta protect it!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

But you don't know if it is, and who cares if it is? They're dead which makes them a waste of space!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

You're so mean!!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

No, I'm practical and hungry. Now give me my human food back.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

But you can't eat the meat yet! Not until we find out if it's human or not.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

And just how do you expect to figure that out?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

If the kitchen doesn't have dead humans in it then it's not human and you can eat the meat.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Then why don't you leave me alone and go check the kitchen? You're wasting your time fussing at me.

They could be culling more humans as we speak.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

No you gotta come so you don't eat any more people!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[...Oh. Hold on. A thought just occurred to her. A memory she'd almost forgotten from the month previous when she'd stuffed a certain pair of legs deep into a freezer.

...Well, if she finds them, that should be entertaining.]

I'm way too busy to go on a stupid little adventure with you. Just go ahead and run off to do your stupid investigating.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Fine! But you don't get your food back! [she walks off with Vriska's meal]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[So annoyed. ::::|]