You just wish you had a cat like Roses

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 Characters: Vodka Mutini and anyone who passes!
Setting: Mutini's gonna be wandering around the tower. Pick your poison.
Format: I'm gonna action tag, but do whatever!
Summary: Four eyed kitty shenanigans.
Warnings: See above summary.


A. Cafeteria

[There is a kitty staring up at you with wide, sad eyes. He smells delicious noms. You have delicious noms. He wants those noms.

Share? ;w;]


B. Pools
 

[He's batting his paw into the water, tail flicking back and forth, ears perked up with interest. Too bad there aren't any fishies in the pool!]

C. Room 1-01

 

[He seems to have pulled a bunch of Kanaya and Roses clothes onto the floor and is playing and rolling in them.

Whoops. Who wants to crisis control?]

 

Comments

Cafeteria

[viru2alert.livejournal.com]

[What? Sorry cat, you're mistaken. There is no way in hell that this oatmeal is delicious noms by any definition of the word. He's not even sure what he's supposed to do with this pile of glop. So when the adorable four-eyed kitty discovers Sollux, he is sitting there staring into his bowl.]

...What? [He looks down at the kitty with contempt.]

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't want those noms, silly, he wants the noms you're not eating!

Give him some pork from the kitchen. His cute kitty eyes demand it.]

[viru2alert.livejournal.com]

[Well... the cat DOES have two pairs of eyes...]

Do you want food or something? [Because he is suck when it comes to animals that aren't bees.]

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

Mew. [Yes!]

[viru2alert.livejournal.com]

...

[He is considering.]

...Fine. Not like I have any use for this anyway. [Drops bowl of oatmeal at kitty's feet. What a moron.]

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

[He takes a tentative lap of the strange mixture with his tongue, and immediately hisses and knocks the bowl over.]

[viru2alert.livejournal.com]

Well fuck. [Is he referencing the kitty or the oatmeal all over the floor? Probably both.] ...Come on. [He gets up and goes over to the counter, picks up a shishkabob at total random, and throws it on the floor for the kitty.] There. Happy now?

[It's the eyes, man. IT'S THE EYES.]

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[His butt is up in the air and his tail is swishin' and oh gosh he's just so happy. You are his new best friend, Sollux, hope you know.

NOMNOMNOM.]

OOC: Edited for iconfail.

[viru2alert.livejournal.com]

[Well, it could be worse... okay it couldn't be worse. Dammit!]

[...Though in the meantime, he is looking between the kitty and the still-unconsumed oatmeal. Looks like someone's going to have some upheavals until he figures it out.]

...

[He eyes the spoon, lying on the table, and quickly takes a swipe of the oatmeal. Just one. Sanitation be damned, he's a troll.]

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

[Silly trolls and their silly mush food.

He's just gonna nom on a piece of meat thats bigger than his mouth, enjoying himself thoroughly.]