towerofanimus | [OPEN] ANXIETYYYY

Characters: Poland and every last person ever.
Setting: Room 1-18, stairs, cafeteria
Format: Action.
Summary: Poland is new, Poland is shy, and Poland is confused. Sure are a lot of strangers in this here tower, but his search to figure out where the hell he is has him going all over.
Warnings: Poland being very shy.

['Your world has been destroyed. I saved you. Let's all be happy here'

That made absolutely no sense. If his world had been destroyed, he wouldn't even be here now. And who saved him? Those burning questions are pretty much gone, though, once he realizes that in the room he's in.

And that there are people he does not know. It takes him a few moments (moments filled with quivering and very obvious stranger anxiety) before he makes a run for it. He has no idea where he is and it kind of pisses him off. Was he kidnapped or something? Kidnapping is lame.

He gets lost a few times before he manages to find his way to the cafeteria because he smells food and hey, food. Food is always good.]

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[Poland doesn't even know what any of this is.

Or what Sollux still is. This is all very confusing and he's still just staring until he does say without thinking.]

So weird...

[Ugh. Just his luck, not only did he need to get run over by a human, he needed to get run over by a stupid one to boot. The feral-troll part of his brain rather wanted to punch this schmuck in the face. But then again, the feral-troll part of his brain always wanted to punch schmucks in the face.]

Well, you're not the best either.

[He is such a good troll. Trololololol.]

[Way to go, Sollux. The only thing that makes Poland unshy is his need to brag. You have found the magic key to success.]

Oh my gosh! Rude! I am like, so the best and I don't even know what you are.

[And now Sollux can finally have his dream home in Hawaii, Prospit. Oh lucky day.]

I seriously doubt that something like you could even come close to being 'the best' at anything.
For example, you don't even know what I am.

[OH YEAH. Eat it, Poland.]

[He is so offended. Even though he hears this all the time, it is very frustrating that someone can be so wrong!]

Dude, that so doesn't have to do with how I'm the best. Nobody else I know would probably know.

Unless they're like, some weirdo or something.

I'm a troll, you idiot.
And now you can't be the best because I had to tell you something.

A troll?

[Let him think about that. A troll.

It takes him a few seconds and then he looks at him.]

You're a troll? You seriously do not look like one.

[His folklore doesn't have anything to do with trolls, but Lithuania's does so Poland's seen what they're supposed to look like. Sollux? Looks nothing like one of those.]

Then I guess you just don't know what a troll looks like. [Spoken as if it's simple fact. He is a troll, Poland, see? He's trolling.]

Edited 2011-08-06 20:30 (UTC)

I know what a troll looks like! And you don't look like any of them! Even the cute ones.

[Like those little keychains with the funky hair. This has basis, okay.]

Oh really? [He smirks. This could be interesting.]What do you think a troll looks like, then?

Really ugly and like, short. With big noses.

But there were these cute doll things and they had ugly hair, but I don't know. Some people really liked them.

[Thinking about what else he knows about trolls. It's not a lot. He just knows Sollux doesn't look like an ugly, short thing with a big nose. Or the cute ones with colorful hair.]

[He's so close to facepalming. So. Close.]

...That's stupid.
This is what a troll really looks like. [He points to himself.]
Got that?

Edited 2011-08-06 20:55 (UTC)

[He's still not very sure of this, but that shyness thing is coming back so he only pouts and nods.]

Whatevs.

...

[He looks around.]

...Where were you going to, anyway?

[He shrugs because really, he has no clue. He doesn't even know where he is really. He was just being impulsive and wandering around like an idiot.]

[Fair enough. Sollux wasn't entirely sure where he was going, either. Sure, he could memorize the way from his dorm to the library in less than a day, but anything else? Nope. Idiot buddies foreverrrrr.]

[Oh cool. Maybe they can get lost together some time.

After Poland gets over this shyness thing.]

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OOC: This is so amazing. I love it.

OOC: I think they're going to be best friends!

OOC: Yes!

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OOC: This is a really bad facepalm icon. Needs to be edited.

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