OPEN AWW YEA

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

Characters: Tavros and yoooou
Setting: EXPLORING THE TOWER or something
Format: action dudes
Summary: A Tealvros has woken up and is seriously confused at everything, which mean exploring time.
Warnings: nothing yet? just a troll

[Right, so. A teal blooded Tavros is wandering around, exploring things and trying to find his way around. What do?]

Comments

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh motherfuck don't be telling me you ate that shit too.

Look bro, just don't panic or start screaming or nothing because it wears off eventually, then everything be chill again, okay?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

[unsure unsure unsure UNSURE]

Uhh...! I don't...know what you are talking about....?

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

[stares deeply into his freaky goggle eyes.


still has not figured it out come on gamzee]

The pie, man. The motherfucking pie. Tell me what's different, bro, just talk that shit out.

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

[SO UNSURE MAN.]

I...didn't eat any pie...

[Hang on.]

...What...uhh. Color are you...?

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

[Gamzee pauses and looks down at his arm

he's still wearing the long sleeved skin tight white suit he woke up in eeuurgh]

Where the motherfuck did I put my shirt?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

...

Do you...know your own blood color...?

[Da fuck....]

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Sure man, but I thought you knew that shit already. I've got that sweet rich purple jelly dripping through these veins, bullhonky.

You seen my motherfucking shirt, though? Think I might have lost it somewhere.

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

...Okay.

No, I haven't seen your shirt, anywhere... [}8|]

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

It's cool man, if it wants to be all turning up, it'll happen.

What's up with the kickass motherfucking facewear, bro?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

Uh... I've worn this for a while... And I'm teal. And you're supposed to be red, I think.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Uuuuuh don't think so, my brother. Though that shit would be even more miraculous if it could be all changing up colors like that-- pretty sure it don't though.

You doing that thing where you be all pretending to be someone else for fun like Nepeta?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

...No. I'm not pretending, at all.

I really am teal!

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Haha, okay man if you motherfucking say so, I can be all putting my deep belief all down in that turquoise pool of truth. [His chuckles sound like obnoxious honking but really did you expect anything else?]

. . . I think I need another pie. You wanna help a brother look for some nastyass slime?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

[This is getting annoying (fuuu) and Tavros is getting frustrated.]

Guh... I--do what? What are we...doing?

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

[slings an arm around his shoulders like they are the best of bros!!!]

Sopor slime, bro. We gonna find some and get our wicked shake and bake on.

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

[Oh god. Maybe just trying to wiggle out of this.]

Uhh... Sure? I mean...wait are you going to eat it?

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Yes, dogg, that is exactly the business I am going to be getting down in the slimepit with.

You be actin' kinda weird, you sure you okay?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

[And now trying to take this arm off of him.]

Yes! I'm okay. You are the one acting weird!

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

[He slides it off because he has to concentrate really hard for a moment]

So if you think you ain't actin' weird, and I think I ain't acting weird, who the motherfuck is acting weird?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

[Slowly backing away from him. No more touchy.]

...You're acting weird, ok? [How does logic work on this one....]

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Woah. Okay, sorry man, I'll try to be all getting my motherfucking normal on.

. . . How the fuck do I do that?