001 || so we didn't screw up as badly as we could've

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Characters: Jade Strider and all of the people
Setting: Room 2-01, Floor 30, Cafeteria
Format: Starting action, but I'll do whatever!
Summary: Jade wakes up in the tower, and has quite the day before she finally makes it to the network terminals.
Warnings: Probably foul language and violence against generic Tower monsters, will update if needed

[Room 2-01]
[Her waking up is rather uneventful. One minute she'd dragging some needles across a giant disc while talking on and off to Eridan, the next minute she's... well, asleep apparently. It's admittedly a bit blurry and blinding since she doesn't have her sunglasses on, so those are the first thing she reaches for.

She simply skims the letters without much of a care (yeah yeah the world is over she's got it whatever), and she makes her way towards the trunk at the end of her bend. She quickly wrestles the white suit off to put on her pants and red atom shirt (she didn't really feel up to Godliness at the moment), and starts shuffling through the trunk for the rest of her belongings.]

[Floor 30-- Perpetual Nighttime]
[In a dramatic stroke of Jade Strider Luck, Jade ended up falling plop down on the floor when the staircase fell, letting out an unceremonious yelp. She recovered quick enough, standing up and... it was a toss up between looking at everything tinted dark and looking at everything blurry, so she hazarded a chance her eyesight might've improved with the whole god tier thing, and propper the sunglasses up on her forehead.

Not that it... helped much, so she just opted to keep walking until she found the staircase. And that was when she noticed she stepped on something and holy shit ow her foot ow ow ow-]

What the--!! [She'd been smart enough at least to bring her gun with her, and immediatelly whipped it out while she tied to clumsily jump away from whatever was at her feet, and started shooting blindly at where she thought the black blob of evil might be.]

[Floor One-- Cafeteria]
[It was quite the trial to actually get down to the cafeteria, and she had dutifully eaten the oatmeal she had been handed because son of a bitch she was hungry. The oatmeal wasn't quite enough to satiate her appetite for the moment though, and now she had an...interesting looking egg in front of her. And it was black and shiney and she was pretty sure it wasn't supposed to be.

Right now she was just kind of poking it and looking at it distastefully.]

Comments

[gloomyapoplectic]

If you signed up then at least you were given the courtesy of a form. The rest of us were functionally grubnapped. [Somehow she doubts this one actually signed up, which is probably evident from her sarcastic tone.

But her suspicions have been confirmed. This is Eridan's human.] We are on friendly terms but I am unsure as to if he would call me his friend. My name is Kanaya Maryam. If you have any questions as to the Tower's proceedings, I will answer them to the best of my ability.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Hell, why wouldn't I sign up? Creepy bright lights, stark white room, freaky new spandex duds, all for free? It's almost unfair. [And her sarcasm was returned, but with a bit of an overly dramatic perky tone, which dissolved soon after when she began talking normally.]

He talked about saving your ass, so I'd imagine you're at least "acquaintances on good terms." [But hey, whatever.] What's the deal with this place? This where all the failed Sburb players end up?

[gloomyapoplectic]

[Oh yeah, she'd almost forgotten the humans called the game something different.]

Not all of them. Most of the players from my session are missing. You will probably come across people you are familiar with, but just as many of your friends will be absent.

It is just as well that they are not here, however. This is not the best place for someone if you don't want to see them get hurt.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Well, she was kinda disappointed she wouldn't be able to find Rose and the others here, but...]

Why not? I mean, a nice comfy bed, clean floors, white-ashed walls, and all of my crap even nice and folded and packed up for me. Even got this complimentary condom suit. What's not to love?

[gloomyapoplectic]

I am not sure what a "condom suit" is, but it will probably not do much to protect you from the dangers of this cylindrical hellhive.

[kanaya please]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

You know, the freaky white things they give us by default! Gotta be some reason for 'em right, and if it's good enough to protect your dick, it could probably help somehow.

[None of that even made sense.]