"Your world sounds. Entirely different to mine." Yes, Link, that was the understatement of the age. "Sounds like you don't find it odd, though, so I guess neither will I. But yeah, as far as I know, children require both a mother and a father. Unless they were stolen, I guess." As far as Link knew, immaculate conception didn't exist.

"So. What do you want to do? Drink, dance, party?"