There was a lot of anon signing up going on in that post. Most of the people were probably victims of signing up against their will.

Wow. That sure is awkward for both of them. "Not really up to a moonlit dinner on the canals of Venice? Naw, me neither. I was probably going to hit up the DJ station anyways. We can pretend we have a romantic getaway for two and we exchanged vows and everything."