Perhaps we are. I have my doubts, but if it's possible for a benevolent God to exist then perhaps one exists in your world.

[He needs a topic change. He's going to give himself a headache from anger if he doesn't move on to something else.]

This tower is extremely vast. If you haven't yet, the bottom floor contains a cafeteria. You should go there and eat the oatmeal - it's bland and tasteless, but you will end up throwing up anything else you eat if you don't eat it.