ORE, FAILURE (AKA Ryotaro Intro or silly numbering scheme what have you)

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Characters: Ryotaro and You!
Setting: Dormitory Floor 1-3, Floor 1 and Floor 32
Time: Morning
Summary: A certain person woke up and decided to. Well, explore. Safe to say it totally didn't go well at all.
Format: Action log, but I'll follow after you!


[Dormitory Floor 1-3]
[...That was a lie, right?

He thought to himself in a daze, as he walked through the dormitory rooms, trying to just find a way somewhere not his room, not the trunk, and definitely away from the letter that bluntly told him of the fate of his world. Of course, he had no way in believing his kidnappers, but right now there's not much information, really.

So he's just wandering around, and probably tripping over anything, and by anything, I really mean everything including the air that's there.

Feel free to either: A) See him walking around or B) Tripping all over the place.]

[Floor 1]
[...So, you might have been having a nice bowl of whatever you're eating right now.

Well.

Not anymore, because there might be someone tripping and well, accidentally, so to speak, spilled his oatmeal on you.

Yes this prompt is short and repeatable because he's that clumsy okay.]

[Floor 32]
[And this time, he actually managed to reach the higher floors without running into monsters or tripping on the stairs at all, it's a miracle hallelu-

Wait.

Why is there a guy hanging upside down from a tree?

And why is he gesturing at you?]

Um- Excuse me-

[If you look up, you're going to be greeted with a sheepish.]

Do you think you can help me get down from here, please?

Comments

floor 1

[beknightedheroine]

<sub>[Well.

Sayaka can definitely say she'd never thought, before this moment, that she'd be thankful that the newbie oatmeal was lukewarm at best.

But here she was. Lukewarm oatmeal across her shoulder and back, and her being thankful that at least it wasn't scalding oatmeal.

It's the little things in life, apparently. Nearly nonchalantly, she wipes away what little of the goop had managed to get on her skin rather than just her clothes, because that just felt gross. She's yet to even turn to whoever it was the dumped it on her, and she begins talking in a conversational tone, whether they're still there or not-]</sub>

You know. Before, I always thought it was gross just eating that oatmeal. I was wrong. It's way way way grosser wearing it.

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Um... I'm sorry?

[Oh god the girl looks like she's not in a really great mood, and that oatmeal spillage might probably uh. Well. Stuck on her for a while. Instinctively taking a step backward, he's about to continue before-

He trips and falls on his ass.

Wow. Just how much of a failure can someone be?]

[beknightedheroine]

_{[Sayaka stands up at the same time Ryotaro falls down, turning to loom over him with a dissonant smile.]}

Are you reeeeeally sorry? Like, super duper special limited box edition sorry?

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Y-yes, really!

[Oh god oh god oh god he's dead.]

[beknightedheroine]

Great!

You can stand up now.

_{[Is that going to be all she does...?]}

Floor 32

[wrigurun]

[Having just gotten down from climbing trees herself, Wriggle wanders back to the stairs to go down and get some food, her knees a little scuffed and scraped when she hears someone calling her]

Uh- What do you want me to do?

[She didn't have her powers here, so she couldn't fly up and help or shoot the branch. Was she really big enough to catch him?]

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...I have no idea?

[Rather than sounding quite certain, he just ended up sounding quite confused since how does one fall into a trap meant for animals within his first seconds in the forest.]

Do you have any sharp items with you or something?

[wrigurun]

No... Uhm...

[She looks up a little longer, trying to figure out something out]

Wait! I got it!

[Wriggle climbs up the tree trunk, just enough so she can use it to jump from and grab him by the wrists. Even though she doesn't weigh much, she hopes that their combined weight will pull him free. Of course whether it works or not...]

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O-ow!

[Well, it's sort of working, apparently the rope's brittle enough, which makes it unable to hold the weight of one teenager + a child-looking youkai-

Still, it's pretty painful considering OW MY LEG IS BEING PULLED EVEN HARDER.]

[wrigurun]

[She hangs on a little longer before losing her grip and dropping to the ground with a thud]

Did it work?

Floor 32

[shinkei_dokusei]

[ The little floating island and familiar plants on floor thirty two had given Sasori some hope of finding something to do at the tower; something pertinent to his interests, too. He was looking for plants for his poisons, and also for his antidotes. That, and the freshly made puppet of the Third Kazekage seemed to be emitting a strange smell after not being given enough time to dry out after the insecticide round-- he needed something to rub that smell away.

He was doing just fine gathering the deadliest plants and berries he could find until he happened to just--

Right.

Those sad brown eyes are just going to stare up at Ryoutaro like he totally deserved to hang upside down from that tree. Damn, it was quite a ways up, too. ]

...Did you want eggs in your lunch today?

[ --Because a glance further up into the tree tells Sasori that there is something like a bird's nest about seven tiers higher up from where Ryoutaro was... ]

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Huh?

[Okay, that was a question he never expected, because aren't there eggs in the cafeteria already? Don't mind him just. Awkwardly staring back.

Still upside down and dangling from a tree.]

[shinkei_dokusei]

[ There are. Maybe you wanted extra?

But here, have Sasori casually point up to the nest up there. ]

Assumed you climbed up there to get some. [ He isn't sure if the other could actually see it from that position, so: ] A nest.

[ Yes, he will stare at you some more until you tell him why you flung yourself up a tree... ]

[blankplatform]

N-no, I was just walking around the forest when... well, this happened.

[...Because there's no other way of explaining just how exactly a guy like him can get into a trap within mere hours of his arrival.]

Floor 32

[forceless]

[This guy was lucky Ven was actually paying attention, because he was mostly on his way to another floor entirely when he spots the guy.

Aaaand kind of stares at him really confusedly as he makes his way over.]

Uh... sure...? How did you get up there anyway?

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To be honest, I have no idea...

[See, one second he was just walking around, wary of the wildlife.

Before suddenly he's now hanging upside down from a tree.]

[forceless]

Uh... [O ok that's. Impressive.

But hey, he'll still help out!! He hopped up and onto a tree branch with little problem, and made it up to the branch Ryotaro was currently dangling from, holding his hand down and out to him.]

Here, come on.

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[It took a little bit of time for him to try and grab Ven's hand because what is pulling yourself up a tree upside down.

But he actually made it!]

Th-thanks.

[Okay so it's just a branch but it's still more welcome than being suspended up a tree.]

[forceless]

No problem. [Just casually sitting on the tree branch now because he is not aware that getting in and out of trees is...a hard thing. Then again this guy kind of got stuck, so he should probably have figured out getting down would be a problem.]

My name's Ven. Nice to meet you, I guess.

[He still wants to know how you got in a tree, t b h ]

[Floor 1]

[kungfubomber]

[Oh. Welp. That's...unexpected.

Upon feeling something being dumped upon him, Bomberman yelps and nearly jumps out of his seat.]

Ah, jeez!

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I'm sorry!

[Geez, this is his second time with the tripping already orz.]

Dorm Floor

[thisclinchesit]

[Whoa, dude tripping - thankfully, Shou was around to catch him.]

Hey, guy, you alright?

[Because...well, a floor was a floor. Kind of hard to trip over something without something being up - at least, that's the logical conclusion.]

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Y-yeah, I am.

[It's just his luck, really, to be caught by someone since man he's been tripping on air for a while already.]

Just a bit tired, I guess.

[thisclinchesit]

If you're tired enough to be falling over, you should probably stay in bed.

[Sound logic, to Shoutarou at least.]

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A-actually, this happens a lot.

[The tripping part, not the tired part.]