001! Wherein dumb things may happen. [ OPEN ]

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Characters: Bart Allen/Impulse, and YOUR MAJESTIC SELF.
Setting: IN YOUR ROOM.
Format: Starting with brackets. Anything is fine.
Summary: Impulse is poking his head inside your room. What more do you need?
Warnings: None.



[ Did you lock your door? If that's a 'No', a teenager with wild hair and a silly-looking costume has just burst in. If that's a 'Yes', that same teenager is now phasing his head right through the door and peering inside. ]

Is this the exit? The layout of this place sure is weird.

[ It's quite clear that this boy is trying to get out, and what better way to do that than open every door until an exit manifests itself? ]

Comments

[spacehipster]

'Fraid there isn't an exit.

Well. That we know of. There must be. Somewhere. Probably. It's all a bit timey wimey and spacey wacey here.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

I hate timey-wimey and spacey-wacey.

Maybe no one's looked hard enough.

[spacehipster]

Oh, come on. Timey wimey and spacey wacey can be fun. Under the right circumstances.

As for looking hard enough. If there was an exit, I'd know. I always know.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

How'd you know? You can't know everything.

[spacehipster]

'Course not, but I know things. Certain things, and this is one of the things I know.

I am The Doctor.

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

You're a doctor?

[spacehipster]

Not a doctor, The Doctor!

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

What's the difference? You're still a doctor, right?

I guess I'm ... The Impulse.

[spacehipster]

Are you the only Impulse, though? Are you impulsive? Are you impulsivererer than everyone else?

[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

You sure talk funny. I guess I am impulsiverer than everyone else or Batman wouldn't have named me that!

[spacehipster]

Batman? The Dark Knight? Superhero Batman? With the Robins and the gravelly voice and the swooshy cape and the holy blank, Batman?