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[slamdunk]

Characters: Nero and YOU
Setting: All over the tower
Format: Actionspam I suppose
Summary: Sometime after his arrival, and he's still not that happy about it.
Warnings: Nero being Nero, he'll pick a fight if provoked.



[Of course he has to do a little exploring after arriving here, it's only natural after all. He's still confused about this whole situation, but he's not one to really freak out about such a thing. No- he'll just keep his cool (for now) and explore what he can.

Nero can be found:

A: floor one, looking at the cafeteria and inspecting the food.

B: floor three, checking out the books at the library. Last time he was at such a place he was attacked by possessed armor, forgive him if he's a little wary.

C: floor four, a lounge huh? Well, Nero was never one to sit still- so this might not be his thing. But it's one of the stops on his journey.

D: Nero is headed towards one of the floors which contain monsters and the like. Stop him, join him, encourage him to keep going? Whatever your heart desires.]

Comments

[bewareofdog]

Kill shit. Eat. Sleep. Fuck something, if yer into that. Fight someone. Garden. Kill shit. Eat. Sleep. Deal with the assclowns who want to pump shit into yer collar. Try to fight 'em -- get shit down. Go kill shit to feel better. Bust their crap up. Eat. Sleep.

[ He gestures to make that it's all circular. ]

[slamdunk]

[......

........]

That's some list.

[especially the little part about fucking something wow.]

I'm surprised you even have time to talk to me.

[bewareofdog]

This counts as 'eat.' But I don't know when the fuck the hours are, so I'm going to wait here until it shows up.

[slamdunk]

Seriously....?

[dude just figure out when the hours are, it's much easier that way.]

[bewareofdog]

Seriously.

When I get done workin', I get pretty hungry... so I'm just waitin' right now. Work for the moment was killin' zombies and other fuckin' monsters. Went down like a bunch of bitches. Didn't mean they didn't take small pieces out of me.

[slamdunk]

Heh.... that right?

[That's pretty interesting.]

I've been wanting to let off some steam since I got here, I might have to do that too.

[bewareofdog]

That right.

[ Haw? ]

Really? Gonna go and get yer murder on?

[slamdunk]

Murder.... nah, killin' monsters is different.

[bewareofdog]

Like huntin', eh?

[slamdunk]

Yeah, like that. No one will miss some demons, right?

[bewareofdog]

Yea, can't imagine they would.

[slamdunk]

And how do you kill them exactly? People here all gotta have their ways, right?

[bewareofdog]

[ Majima leans forward to pull the tanto that he keeps. Pulling the sheath off the blade, he sets it down point first on the table. ]

With this. But I kind of wish my shotgun didn't get fucked all to hell.

[slamdunk]

[Nero places his hand on the table, leaning down to take a look.]

Just with this? Man.... what happened to your shotgun?

[bewareofdog]

A fucking whale destroyed it by crashin' its fat ass into this tower.

[slamdunk]

[...]

A whale sat on your shotgun. [wow.]

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

No, it crashed itself into this place. That's why it's especially all fucked up.

[slamdunk]

[yeah he figured that was what happened, but the way he said it sounds better :)]

It's not here anymore though is it...?

[bewareofdog]

Doesn't look like it.

I'd gut it and serve it as sushi if it were... fuck, I'm hungry. [ He rests his head down on the table. ]

[slamdunk]

[....okay.

Nero will... take this opportunity to shrugs and take a few steps back from the guy.]

Hey, what was your name again? I could call you Patches, but that's kinda cliche for a guy with one eye.

[bewareofdog]

I ain't a fuckin' dog even if it's my nickname.

I'm Majima. And who're you?

[slamdunk]

Relax, maybe you should get a parrot to go along with that eyepatch.

And it's Nero.

[bewareofdog]

Just as soon as you get more bling for yer arm.

Nice to meet you. I'm even willin' to eat some of that terrible oatmeal when ya get some. Help ya finish it and shit.

[slamdunk]

[Nero just responds to that with a wave of his hand and he turns around.]

I'll give ya a shout when I need someone to help me finish it. I know you're always hungry and all, by the sounds of it.

[bewareofdog]

I ain't a glutton. I just wanted somethin' to munch on after survivin'.

[ He shrugs before going to go sleep until the cafeteria opens. ]

Enjoy yer fuckin' horrible oatmeal.