towerofanimus | Sardines in a Can

Characters: Sasori and YOU
Setting: The Morgue and 4-06
Format: I'll match you
Summary: No, it isn't your imagination. The morgue probably is missing a few bodies, or the bodies are missing a few parts. And room 4-06 may have just gained a few roommates... Or at least, parts of them.
Warnings: Dismembered bodies and medical jargon >.>

The Morgue
Ever since taking up 'work' at the Morgue, Sasori seemed to be spending more time and all of overtime there. Not that there are any economical perks to look forward to, but, there were other perks; other more disturbing 'perks' about working at the morgue...

As it was, the puppet Master, being rather on the short side, had felt it necessary to climb up onto one of the higher selves to get at a body that was seemingly stuck. He had taken taken every precaution to not let the door close in on him, but had somehow ended up locking himself inside with a cold, cold body right next to him.

"...How inconvenient." All he had with him was his scalpel.

Working his way in the dark, he tries using the scalpel as a makeshift screwdriver to try and get himself out, the scratch scratch of metal against metal distinct in the silence of the cold mortuary...

Room 4-06
There's a funky smell in room 4-06, and if you looked closely, a few extra fingers and toes. Sasori is sat on the floor by his bed, poring over a dismembered arm, carefully prying it open with forceps and a scalpel. There are a few bottles of weird smelling preservatives close by, and while the puppet master carefully dissects the limb, he makes notes: detailed diagrams of the human body with modifications everywhere...Wait, was that a spare leg in the corner by Sasori's bed, casually propped up against the wall...?

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[ At least it doesn't annoy her as much as it should-- she seems to realise it's only meant to rile her up, and then what she should be doing is the exact opposite, isn't it? Just ignore it, or at least, don't be annoyed about it at all.. hence why she speaks up with a somewhat amused tone in her voice. ]

Wha-t, don't tell me there's actually something living in here.

[ He wasn't aiming to annoy, but perhaps it was a good thing she wasn't as annoyed as she would have been? Sasori was still only 15; even if he understood the basic nature of human existence, it would still take him a few decades to come close to understanding women. ]

Not by choice. [ He gently taps his side of the steel door again. ] I was merely cleaning. [ Yes, with a scalpel >.> ] The door closed in on me. [ To be honest, admitting that the door closed in on him was a little embarrassing, but he was going to play it cool and not make things too obvious~ ]

... [ She just giggles at that - but since it's Evatrice, her giggle is more like a cackle. ] Kyahaha, you got yourself locked in there.. that's the funniest thing I've heard here so far!

Don't you just want to get out so badly..?

[ Brb picking his ear at that cackle. Ouch. But you can't see it since he's still stuck inside. ]

Mm. The doors move on their own when they feel like it. [ Not everything was dead in here, it seemed. ]

I don't intend on staying inside, which is why I am making an effort to get out from the inside. ...You don't sound particularly keen on unlocking the door for me, though, do you?

Oh, so you figured out..? [ As if it's a big accomplishment-- no, she realises her intent is pretty obvious, she's just here to have some fun as she always is. ]

So-rry, but I live by trying to figure out something by myself before asking others for help! It'd just be unfair if I let you out just like that then, right..? [ she taps her staff against her chin lightly and thoughtfully, but she's actually just playing around since she's so entertained. ] I'd need to have a super good reason!

Edited 2012-08-31 21:25 (UTC)

Obviously. I work here. [ No seriously, Evatrice, what did you think he was |: ]

Suit yourself. [ Wow rude. But it's a good thing Sasori doesn't care much, though it is terribly inconvenient stuck in there. He's still got his scalpel, so he might just work his way out. Scratch scratch scratch...

But then uh, Sasori isn't exactly one cut out for patience, so have a sigh from within the locker. ]

What would qualify as a... 'super good reason'?

[ .. She knew he'd give in sooner or later. But honestly, it's difficult for her to even think of a reason, since.. well, letting him struggle in there is just as amusing to watch to her.. ]

Well.. [ she stretches the word, as if she's still thinking, but honestly she's just stalling. ] Isn't that just the question? What reason could a really amazing and powerful witch like me have to help out a normal person like you..?

[ He more than suspected that she was enjoying this a little too much, which-- didn't help at all /o/ ]

...A really amazing and powerful witch will know right away.

[ Yep. And in the meant time, Sasori was going to try and think up something fast because that-- Nope, you did not hear his teeth chatter in that freezer just now |: ]

[ Clearly this is just a matter of whether it's going to happen the easy way or the hard way.. ]

Ah, you're trying to doubt me? Even though you're the idiot who got yourself stuck in something like that to begin with? Maybe I should just leave you in there until you roll over and die then..! [ another cackle. ]

How can I doubt you when you have given me no reason to trust you? Clearly you have no idea how to get me out, or you would have done so minutes ago. [ Sour grapes :3 ]

[ .. oh no. See, Evatrice is pretty smart, but.. she's also much like a child, so when she's being challenged like that, common sense just flies out of the window. ]

.. What are you saying?! I could get you out of there easily, it's no difficulty at all for a great witch like me!

You're saying you could, and you want me to accept that as it is, without any proof of your so-called 'powers'. How would I know you're not lying about your self-proclaimed status? If it isn't any difficulty, you would have done it already.

[ He's just-- gonna purse his lips together to prevent that chuckle from escaping. ]

[ ooc: Sasori stop taunting the witch before she does MORE than open that door D: ]

( ooc: yes, be careful, sasori..!! )

[ Honestly, at this point she's annoyed enough to hurt him, but.. either way, she would have to open the door for that, right? So fine, fine, although she isn't planning on particularly being gentle. An incredibly loud sound - probably enough to hurt someone's ears - rings out, as a gigantic hammer appearing out of nowhere thanks to a swing of her staff smashes the door to pieces. She doesn't even care if some of the tiny pieces of the door or the dust left hit him, after all, she's helping him, right? Just in her own way. ]

Sardines in a Can

all the creepers party it up here, sob..

such a lively place...

OH NO i sniggered out loud at that pun, i love puns..

rofl XD tbh I hadn't even thought of it as a pun originally XD

AHAHAHA SORRY my brain is so incredibly pun-oriented

/touches brain~

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oh.. wow. html fail on my last post and super late again orz

ffft, it's okay, don't sweat it! <3

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