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[benchguin]

Characters: fudou akio (benchguin)
Setting: floor 14 - media room OR some hallway
Format: can be whatever!
Summary: fudou wakes up after his joyous arrival and does his thing.
Warnings: jerk being a jerk, but that's about it.

[ OPTION A: media room ]

[ Like all newcomers, rather than feeling welcomed, they felt other mix of emotions instead and wow, were these tights hella ugly.  (Not even someone with bad fashion sense like Fudou would wear it.  Thank god).  Finding his soccer uniform in his designated trunk, he immediately changed and set off to recon this shithole he was spirited away to.  And he wasn't happy while doing it.  So unhappy, it was bound to affect his choice of wording more than it usually did, and while he peeked into the media room to see the back of a person casually doing their thing, he did just that. 

Look at that loser.  Happily playing games and listening to music like they had no care in the world.  Didn't they have any sense of dignity?  Only losers gave up their situation to do whatever they wanted.  The type he hated the most. ]

Must be nice, relaxing and (watching TV/playing games/etc.) all day.  Guess you must really like it here.

[ OPTION B: some hallway ]

[ If one happened to walk around some hallway during the right time, they will hear strange thumping sounds against the walls.  And it sounded like it was on the move.  The noise resonates closer and closer until:

ONE:  You don't care cause you happen to be an idiot so you keep walking until a soccer ball hits you right in the face.  Or the groin, or whatever destiny chooses.  If you expect an apology, you won't get any...  In the sincere form, anyway.

TWO:  Congratulations!  You intercepted the ball at some point and in some way!  Looks like you have some kind of skill at least.  He applauds your greatness.  Only not, cause you're rude to interrupt his training, how dare you.  God bless whatever direction this choice goes for the two of them...

THREE:  ???  For the possibility of something else occurring... ]

Comments

b-2 punches you

[kickspenguins]

[Sup, Sakuma's off to his favourite place to sulk when suddenly there's a soccer ball flying in his direction. By instinct, he jumps up and traps the ball on his chest and lets it drop down to the ground neatly. He lands next to it and puts a foot on top of it.

The only people he knows who owns soccer balls in this place are his friends and he's... kind of avoiding them at the moment do he wonders if he should run before the see him--]

wow you're my first tagger i feel so special

[benchguin]

[ Considering how there was no lame yelp and a thud when the ball stopped, Fudou could safely assume there was someone in this tower who had some experience with handling the ball. Not that they were going to play buddy-buddy soccer times anytime soon. It was just something worth noting. ]

Good job. [ A... compliment? Not very sincere of him, though. ] Now could you give the ball back--

[ Except he already knew this person. He stops in place, and looks genuinely surprised for a moment. ]

...Sakuma.

you better feel special X(

[kickspenguins]

[As soon as the ball's owner speaks, he knows it's not the people he's avoiding but he's not sure if this is any better. Although they've come to an understanding of sorts after the Mr. K incident, this is still Fudou.]

Fudou? Wait, since when were you here?

yes because you love me *A*

[benchguin]

[ Usually, Fudou wouldn't bother explaining himself when asked, but just this once, it would be an exception. How nice of him. ]

A while ago. [ He's very specific too. ] But looks like you've been here longer...

[ Eyeing that hair of yours, Sakuma. Bad hair day? Break up with Kidou your girlfriend? ]

that's disgusting. who would love you. not me that's for sure

[kickspenguins]

[Actually, the hair is Genda's fault.]

Yeah, I have... For a few months; I don't remember exactly anymore.

[He's still staring at Fudou a little stupidly because he can't believe he's actually here.]

aww don't be shy.........

[benchguin]

A few...?

[ Of course, space and time worked in weird ways, and Fudou may not be a rocket scientist, but he's not gonna make himself look like an idiot by asking tons of useless questions. The magical kidnapping should have been a tip off, after all.

He'll instead ask this. ] Then what about the FFI.

[ And stop staring at him like that, it's creepy. ]

[kickspenguins]

Oh. So when you're from, it isn't over yet either.

[Honestly he doesn't know how time works in this place but Fudou's not the first to be from a different time than him. Just in case though, he wants to make sure.]

What's the last thing you remember before waking up at the tower?

[benchguin]

[ Okay, now it's his turn to side-eye Sakuma in a suspicious way. Was it just him or... was Sakuma actually playing nice? Since when were they on terms where they actually conversed for this long? UNSURE...

With a small grunt, he replies again. ] We defeated the Knights of Queen. What of it?

[kickspenguins]

[Give him a sec as he tries to remember the timeline and stuff.]

Hm, nothing. I was just wondering.

[Does that mean this is still jerk!Fudou?? But he seems okay so far...]

[benchguin]

[ As they say on Earth, don't count your chickens before they hatch. ]

That's it? And here I thought you were going to say something useful. [ He scoffs and looks away. ] What a waste of breath.

[kickspenguins]

[Oh, he decided too soon. It's okay though since he no longer hates Fudou for stupid reason so it's pretty much a one-sided battle. And besides, the tower's subdued him quite a bit.]

Well, if you have any questions I can probably answer them.

[benchguin]

[ Ew, stop. Don't get all chummy on him now. ]

Who knows. Considering the time you wasted here means you haven't found a way to get out, right?

[kickspenguins]

[That's too bad. He knows there's a nice boy in there. Somewhere.]

No. As far as anyone knows, escape is impossible.

[benchguin]

Tch. This tower's more annoying than it's worth.

[ But as quickly as his irritation was displayed, it soon faded back into the unreadable grin he always wore. ]

Well, whatever the case... I'm actually relieved to see you here, Sakuma-kun.

[kickspenguins]

[It's starting to get a little hard to ignore how irritating Fudou is trying to be but he shrugs it off.]

Well, I wouldn't want anyone to be here but that can't be helped. Kidou, Genda and Otonashi are here too.

[He very conveniently leaves out Kageyama though.]

[benchguin]

[ ...Even one of the managers was involved? And was Kidou's little sister at that. It was almost as if someone from above was set on having Kageyama's "little children" grouped together for a screwed over life project.

He hated it. ]

Is that so? Then I guess we'll be seeing each other around then.

[ He turns around to walk away with a hand in the air. ]

And if you don't have useful info then don't get in my way.