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[benchguin]

Characters: fudou akio (benchguin)
Setting: floor 14 - media room OR some hallway
Format: can be whatever!
Summary: fudou wakes up after his joyous arrival and does his thing.
Warnings: jerk being a jerk, but that's about it.

[ OPTION A: media room ]

[ Like all newcomers, rather than feeling welcomed, they felt other mix of emotions instead and wow, were these tights hella ugly.  (Not even someone with bad fashion sense like Fudou would wear it.  Thank god).  Finding his soccer uniform in his designated trunk, he immediately changed and set off to recon this shithole he was spirited away to.  And he wasn't happy while doing it.  So unhappy, it was bound to affect his choice of wording more than it usually did, and while he peeked into the media room to see the back of a person casually doing their thing, he did just that. 

Look at that loser.  Happily playing games and listening to music like they had no care in the world.  Didn't they have any sense of dignity?  Only losers gave up their situation to do whatever they wanted.  The type he hated the most. ]

Must be nice, relaxing and (watching TV/playing games/etc.) all day.  Guess you must really like it here.

[ OPTION B: some hallway ]

[ If one happened to walk around some hallway during the right time, they will hear strange thumping sounds against the walls.  And it sounded like it was on the move.  The noise resonates closer and closer until:

ONE:  You don't care cause you happen to be an idiot so you keep walking until a soccer ball hits you right in the face.  Or the groin, or whatever destiny chooses.  If you expect an apology, you won't get any...  In the sincere form, anyway.

TWO:  Congratulations!  You intercepted the ball at some point and in some way!  Looks like you have some kind of skill at least.  He applauds your greatness.  Only not, cause you're rude to interrupt his training, how dare you.  God bless whatever direction this choice goes for the two of them...

THREE:  ???  For the possibility of something else occurring... ]

Comments

[benchguin]

[ Whoops... Sounds like he accidentally hit something. As he approaches the scene of the crime, Fudou looks down at Urotsuki, not exactly sure what to think. Well, it's not like he killed someone or anything. ]

Oy... you didn't die or anything, did you?

[chainsawn]

[ Nope, she's still alive, although she's rubbing her face first as if that will make the pain go away - then she stares at the boy, blinking as if she's still trying to realise what just happened. ]

I don't think I'm dead..

[benchguin]

Good.

[ Fudou rubs the back of his neck as he secures the ball under his foot. "Ah, what a pain" was his thought. EVEN THOUGH HIS VERY OWN FOOT WAS THE PERP. ]

It wasn't a hard kick so you'll live. Actually, if you hear weird noises next time, don't walk in the same direction it came from.

[chainsawn]

But there's usually something interesting where the noises are.. [ seriously, this is the girl that stood and watched as the space whale attacked. ]

.. So.. coming here was a bad thing..?

[ blink blink. ]

[benchguin]

[ ...man, this place was full of weirdos.

At one moment, Fudou looked as if he wanted his hand and forehead to meet, but seemed to change his mind as he shrugged and bounced the ball on his knees. ]

You'll know the answer to that if you're still breathing.

[ But when you're dead, then... ]

[chainsawn]

If I wasn't breathing, I don't think I could talk like this.

[ Yes, she really is seriously answering that - she's a classified weirdo. ]